Thread: Whats with the banana ?

I was shaken to the core....apart from feeling a little seedy from last night, the Landy's suspension was rock hard, as if it was made of pommy granite. Thought I'd call me old mate JC from the apple isle, as he would find the job appeeling.

But telstra wasn't playing the game and it really was the last straw. Berry is a great place in NSW and it passed through the mind as I contemplated a plum response for a rocket to customer service. Eventually after the pip pip pip on the line, I got through and so I asked if they could put Mel on.

He was no use. The battery was getting flat on the blackberry...conserve the power me thought, otherwise you'd be in a jam, or even a pickle. Heaven preserve me. I guess I would have waste some thyme to head down to the shop and stand in a queue...cumber is the kiwi word for tilting wheels from the vertical didn't you know?

Did JC fix the problem after all this wit? He said to squash any worries and lettuce grapel with the problem. He said to try Orry, but he wasn't around. Orry garn over to the shops.



OK no more, even I'm sorry....sleep deprevation does wierd things.

aew849
04 130 HCPU
Currently Karratha...ok that one slipped in.

Nice work mate .

Originally Posted by aew849

I was shaken to the core....apart from feeling a little seedy from last night, the Landy's suspension was rock hard, as if it was made of pommy granite. Thought I'd call me old mate JC from the apple isle, as he would find the job appeeling.

But telstra wasn't playing the game and it really was the last straw. Berry is a great place in NSW and it passed through the mind as I contemplated a plum response for a rocket to customer service. Eventually after the pip pip pip on the line, I got through and so I asked if they could put Mel on.

He was no use. The battery was getting flat on the blackberry...conserve the power me thought, otherwise you'd be in a jam, or even a pickle. Heaven preserve me. I guess I would have waste some thyme to head down to the shop and stand in a queue...cumber is the kiwi word for tilting wheels from the vertical didn't you know?

Did JC fix the problem after all this wit? He said to squash any worries and lettuce grapel with the problem. He said to try Orry, but he wasn't around. Orry garn over to the shops.



OK no more, even I'm sorry....sleep deprevation does wierd things.

aew849
04 130 HCPU
Currently Karratha...ok that one slipped in.

Ha, kept awake by the howl of MT's at 135KM/H???

JC

Really pumpkin grape thread you've started mick!

Originally Posted by stevo68

I still reckon he looks kinda funny ,

Regards

Stevo

lol so you have seen a pic of our little fanta pants then too, yeah i suppose micks ok for a plum ugly bloke

Obviously no South Aussies reading this thread as not a mention of the old Fruit Tingles ...

Thanks for starting the thread mick - it's been grape!

This is an "African Plum" of an "Abyssinian gooseberry" of a thread , I hope you Ran the "Brasillian Guava" Spell Checker before you posted this "bullock's heart" of a thread.

What a bunch of turnips !!!! That's just lemon'd up !!! .