Thread: Quotes

If a man's home is his castle,
then how come I am not allowed to build a moat?

Attributed to Henry Ford;
If you need a tool and don't buy it, you will soon find that you have paid for it but don't have it.
Regards
Glen

Originally Posted by longing4alandy

After the well known photo of Winston Churchill with cigar and Landie:
"… anything that was good enough for the stoutest of stout bulldogs is certainly good enough for me. & if you are going to complain that a Landrover has been left behind by more up to date designs, go & buy that piece of Jap plastic, it probably has a special hook in the cabin to hang your handbag from."

From May 15, 2008 entry on this blog:
FREE MARKET FAIRY TALES: Family FM Archives

Glad to see someone else reads fmft - we all should

My favourite firefighting ones:
"Find 'em hot, leave 'em wet"
"The hotter you are, the faster we come!"
"Be safe, use smoke detectors...be safer sleep with a firefighter"

And some others:
"There are 3 types of people in the world; those who are good at maths and those who aren't"

"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's HILARIOUS"

"The pages of history are littered with arseholes taken care of with a gun....and society is so much the better and richer for their passing"

There are four halves in a rugby match... 2 by 40 minutes and one on each team. Jim

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws

Originally Posted by zulu Delta 534

Attributed to Henry Ford;
If you need a tool and don't buy it, you will soon find that you have paid for it but don't have it.
Regards
Glen

"you can have any color you wish..................so long as its black"

"If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence of trying to do so"