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    Absolute classic NM, absolute classic!

    Quote Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus View Post
    You sound like the commentator on the TV covering the elections

    Ian is standing for the "slightly silly wheelchair, V8 tricks" party, while Cooper is standing for the "bouncing yellow balls party" and getting restrung after a particularly bad racquet from his opponent on the "bouncing green balls" party. Panda supports the "freedom for goats" party, after resigning in disgust from the "Aussie Cricketers are the best" party by throwing a dinner for the most influential goats in Australia in her country kitchen. Unfortunately the goats ate her clean washing before urinating all over her garden. And somewhere out there Mrs HH is touting "Land Rovers for all"..........

    notice I'm leaving myself out of this dribble

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    Well I'm glad you're enjoying my day don't suppose you want to swap do you? Yes, he is a tom, a very annoying one at that, I mean WTF, EVERY damn morning ... drives me insane. Have you any idea how damn cold it is at 5 in the morning. I despise the cold at the best of times, but at that hour I am seriously not in a good frame of mind ... Have even tried sneaking in the shower without him noticing ... oh, I've got it, I'll have to get Tony to put a lock on the door ... that'll fix him. Sucked in Muffin! Having to get out of the damn shower & close the door after he lets himself in ... Between him and the deaf cat intentionally knocking everything of tables, & insisting on drinking out of glasses ... I think I need a pet psychologist, don't know of any do you?

    Quote Originally Posted by cooper View Post
    Panda,you should do a review of your escapades every day,it would cheer so many up.Please tell me that the feline that watches you in the shower is a tom,otherwise you have both a deaf and a gay cat.

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    Do I think you lead a pampered life, why hell yes! Let me guess, you live in Byron Bay or somewhere close? Oh yes, I can see how cold you would get at 5 in the morning ... heated bed? ugh boots? Me thinks a mug of concrete first thing in the morning would do the trick ... I lived there, so I know you don't get the freezing cold temperatures we get

    And don't talk to me about the wretched cats ... woke me up at 4:30 this morning carrying on like pork chops! And as for the damn deaf cat ... that's why I've tried a nice fresh bowl of water for him, but he insists on putting his paw in it & tipping it over ...



    Quote Originally Posted by cooper View Post
    What! do you think I lead a pampered life? I know how cold it is at that time in the morning.I have to get out of my heated bed,slip into my bespoke walrus-skin ugh boots and ocelot lined boiler suit to let the dog out.
    Why do you let the deaf cat insist on drinking out of glasses.I would give him a telling off for being uppity,not that he would,or could,listen
    Great job that pet psychologist.Who thought they could make money out of that?Correctly as it turns out.

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    Yes, I'm familiar with the area ... you big baby you

    Love the bowl of water in the freezer trick ... I'm going to try that ... if nothing else it will confuse the crap out of him





    Quote Originally Posted by cooper View Post
    I'll have you know that we can have frost here at least 3 or 4 times every winter.I live near Murwillumbah,just south of the border,but inland a wee bit.

    Put the bowl of water in the freezer,then it will be solid and he will have to lick it.

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    Hmmm, good point, hadn't thought of that

    Quote Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus View Post
    He might get his tongue stuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda View Post
    I think I need a pet psychologist, don't know of any do you?
    Two actually, Smith & Wesson
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    Yes, well, that's about what Tony's leaning towards
    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Two actually, Smith & Wesson

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    Ya gotta be blonde through and through. Outwitted by a moggy, not once but repeatedly, the same way every day.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Two actually, Smith & Wesson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda View Post
    Yes, well, that's about what Tony's leaning towards
    Each time you mention the poor chap, he gains more admiration from me.
    Onya Tony, woud that be great minds think alike, or fools seldomn differ?
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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