What's a suspender belt?Originally Posted by cooper
Think i would prefer suspenderbelt flashing.Ladies only event of course.
Showing your age now.
Super Moderator
How can you tell? Do you live over the road, or are you parked outside her place?
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
Super Moderator
What's a suspender belt?Think i would prefer suspenderbelt flashing.
Showing your age now.
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
YarnMaster
No, you may not ...
You better close your curtains tonight girl,bought some new binoculars today.Got X-ray capabilities.
Doing what may i ask?
Super Moderator
I can assure you, you won't be feeling meAh,I feel for people that live a sheltered life.
I am not an exhibitionist so i never show my age.The best contraceptive for the over 55's? NUDITY
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
Super Moderator
Pheeeew, what a relief.You know that normally i take rejection to heart,but in your case
What do you think the best thing about getting older is?
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YarnMaster
That was hysterical!
He's a bit of a worry Cooper, isn't he?
I can assure you, you won't be feeling me
YarnMaster
You two make a very nice couple!
You know that normally i take rejection to heart,but in your case
Super Moderator
Only if he's going to the jamboree
That was hysterical!
He's a bit of a worry Cooper, isn't he?
Did I fix that other thing OK?
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
Super Moderator
I know that we're being somewhat jokular, BUT THAT PLAIN STUPID
You two make a very nice couple!
PS Coop, what size fanbelt do you wear?
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
Super Moderator
I'm a little more basic than that:I don't have to spend money at the hairdressers.
People think that i am harmless.
I don't have to chase ladies any more because i've forgotten what to do with them if i catch 'em.
I can tell stories about my daring deeds and there is no-one around to disprove them.
I heard that Pandas love mature males.
In actual fact i consider growing old to be the bravest thing you can do.I still feel like a big kid,but people look at me with disgust when i act like one."act your age'' they say! I politely enquire if should sit and drool or wet my pants.
At 17 I loved pretty girls from 15 up to my age,
By 25 I admired girls from 18 to my age,
Then when I had reached 40 it ranged from 18 to middle age,
See where this is going?Now, well if they can still breathe,
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