Thread: Skulls blocking radiator air flow??

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

Morning Annie
Women like jewellery and adornment and colour in their lives so i am sure the goanna will love to have colourful items, lovingly placed by the POS (that's Princess of Skulldugery, not piece of ****) adorning her face
The goanna would never even think about eating the POS

Well what a top career move. Mrs N in her navy and floral finery, wildly tattooed about the dial with a generous sprinkling of facial skull piercings.
Explaining to a nervious patient how she will be performing an colonoscopy on this poor person.

BTW Mrs N, I've not been to a doctor in over ten years, but I've been told that the only difference between an endoscopy and a colonoscopy is the taste. Could we please have your proffessional opinion?

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

could be true for all I know....but then I've never been subjected to either and I don't give much of a bugger about what happens to the minions

We can test it out on you tho Annie if you wish

I reiterate ('spell check)
"I've not been to a doctor in over ten years" there is a reason for that!!!

Cooper, what does Mrs H do for a crust, I'd hate for her to feel left out.

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

If you eat enough of the food Mrs HH is involved with you'd need a doctor

Ahha, a fitter and turner eh?

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

We can fit her and turn her all you like

I know a nurse who use to work in a nursing home type hospital. She was doing a week of 2-10s but could not get home one night, due to flooding. She had her shift for the next day changed to 6-2, donned a hospital nighty and hi-jacked a fortunately unoccupied respite bed. All good untill the night staff, enmass come in to turn her and do obs, every 30 minutes!

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

Her workmates have a nurses sense of humour

I used to do a bit there, what a hoot.

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

There is not a day goes by at work where I am not highly amused by something

We did tend to be a tad juvenile at times

Funny you should ask that question Cooper, I was wondering the same thing. I figured Mrs N and I were manning (personing lacks the ring) the battle stations, Mrs H is probably burning something, but where the heck is Alice..............having a nanny?