You could probably be right there NM! Last time I rode a pushie, it wasn't a pretty sight! Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus Walking might be faster
Originally Posted by cooper How fast does the tank go?And what happens when it gets off it.? 135mph,then it stops, you can be daft Coope
Originally Posted by Grockle no problem,it'll do 500 miles on a tank so I don't know if that would get out of the state That'll get you to Charleville Mrs, splash and dash there, then head for the cheap fuel at Eromanga, that should see you right to 'Minka.
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus What if your neighbours wife has a donkey not an ass? or a small horse that looks like donkey,off to the Co oP for some bacon and a loaf,see ya in abit
Originally Posted by cooper Does it not say in some old book that you are not to covet your neighbour's wife's ass?Or did i get that wrong,as usual? The eleventh commandment: Cover thynne own ass. Very appropriate in your case Coop.
Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus If I fill up there do you reckon the tank will take me to the Alice by the most direct route? Do camels like jags? just that I wouldn't like to be carjacked by a camel on the way across Nah, you'll need some jerries on the roof, do you need to borrow some extra ockies?
Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus well, my old dog used to eat flies What does he eat now?
Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus Too heavy for the roof....I'll strap 'em on the bonnet Ockies could be good Where will the spare wheel go then?
Originally Posted by cooper You must have a very good telescope NM Grockle's mirror came in the Jag.
Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus passenger seat And I s'pose poor old Numpty has to go all the way in the boot. That doesn't sound like suffering together.
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