I'm off now,promised to take next doors dog Alabaster to the cinema,ta ta.
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Yeah, me an' all. Not sure if I'll make it tomorrow, may hit the road. See "youse"
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
TopicToaster
I'm off now,promised to take next doors dog Alabaster to the cinema,ta ta.
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Was that you in the very short kilt and stockings?Originally Posted by cooper
I think that they keep moving the goal posts on you.By the way,we have never "joined" in a toilet have we? I said that we haven't but would like confirmation of such from you.
Dugout Bar.
Couldn't find a synonym for decommissioned that begins with b.
YarnMaster
Nothing Ian ... just pulling your chain.
It will be a bit hard to send your runner prize in an email ... suppose I could try though!
Why, what have I done to upset you now?
Email or where I live? Do I need to get a big, savage dog? Are you canvassing for goatsitters?
As it turned out, it wasn't all that hard. Firstly, I gathered all the clues, then permenently discarded them. Secondly, I got every hyphonated surname from the Federal Electoral Roll, and wrote them on the spare bedroom wall (only 2 1/2 walls if you write small). Thirdly, donning a blindfold, spin round three times and stick a pin into the wall. I drew a blank the first couple of attempts, as I stumbled into an undefaced wall. Then, in a flash, it came to me; I was closer to the wall than I thought.
So in a nutshell; a fair bit of dogged detective work, with a modicum of luck.
TopicToaster
Coope,you seemed a little down yesterday,could it be anything to do with the above comment.I will never find a new love at this rate,
I've made in-roads into helping you out,I rang Northern Rivers FM,and spoke to there top DJ 'Possom',she has agreed to help find the 'love of your life', they will play a sea shanty when someone rings in to make you listen.good luck.
ps.Paul has a sister who's single(again).
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What a sad day, this thread on page 2.
Hello everyone.
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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Anyone else noticed it's taking Cooper longer and longer to get here, post tennis? Is he getting to old for tennis? Should he be thinking of taking up cricket? Is there a sport between the rigours of tennis and the retirement status of cricket? Should we have a poll?
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
Super Moderator
Speak of the Devil
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
TopicToaster
Better late than never good evening my friends,Coope give my love to Pogg,How's your day been Ian?
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Some suggestions to wean you off the high activity sports:Course I am getting too old for tennis,I am all right afterwards,and on the drive home,but after an hour in the Landy I have siezed in the sitting position.Then I have to leap(?) out and somehow get all my body parts to go in the same direction at once to resemble the act of walking upright.
Lawn bowls.
Snooker.
Tiddlywinks.
Pick-up Sticks.
This order should wean you gradually, making Cricket more tolerable.
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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