Am cooking chili for diner & Tony's dauther, Alxy, come over & asks "what th hell you puting baked bens in for" Look of total sock on her face
s I say "how long hae you knon me?" She then asks Tony ... who not loking impressed says "18 yeas"
I say, "ad in that tme how many times do yo tink I've coked chil"
She says "oh well, seing as it was taple food, quie a lot"
I say, "yes, that'sright, an you've ony just oticed its got BAKED BEAN in it?"
We both then fel on floor peeng ourselvs laughing, ater doing the wiced witch stiring routine ...
Sorry, had to share
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Well NM,she's gone on a Smith Spencer Happyways of Wigan coaching holiday(as she says,they have toilets on so Uncle can 'go' as much as he wants,he once go lost at Leicester Forest East services, he couldn't find the right coach,and ended up in Wallace Arnolds bus garage in Leeds) with Uncle Potter and there next door neighbours(the ones on the left looking at there front door,Uncle Potter does't speak to those on the other side) Prof and Mrs.Hugo Straight-Line,to Ireland.
Aunty Potter has always wanted to go there but Uncle Potter prefers holidaying nearer to home(he goes to the shed for two weeks in June whilst Aunty goes to see 'big horses' in Bridlington))but Auny managed to bribe him with a new roll of roofing felt for the shed(slight leak over the settee)
On arrival at Dun Laoghaire harbour, she was frisked by a plain clothed Garde as she'd got there suitcase under her anorak 'to keep her hands free' as she told Garde Egan,"no bother misses" was his friendly reply giving Uncle Potter a wink and a roll of his other eye.
First night is in Dublin,she says she'll call me"ring me back our Grockle I'm not paying mobile moaning charges" bless her.
So I'll keep you posted.
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