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My brother was pulled up for doing a right hand turn accross a divided road(no right turn except farm vehicles).
He said that the chances of the cop catching must be two hundred to one.
"Why is that sir?" says cop.
"Well I have made that turn two hundred times before and you never caught me!" says he. :Rolling:
He didn't get a let off. :angel:
On my way to work one morning I got stopped for speeding and told the copper I was running late for work....
His reply was, and now your gonna be really late.....
So dont use that excuse, it wont help..
They ask you if there is a reason you are speeding to give you a chance to defend yourself, apparently it also helps to diffuse angry people and give the plod a chance to sum the person up - ie their attitude.
Used to get a fair bit of attention from them in my Alpina :twisted: until I took myself down to the station and had a chat to Mr Senior Sargent.. since then, I have not heard boo from any of them :wasntme:
comeing home from a mates place after a lunchtime bbq got pulled up at the bottom af the hill after a school zone and i tolled them i was cause im in a wheel chair (i litrally was in the chair) got of that but got done for DUI but it got lafft out of court
ps tell your mates in chairs that in wa you can grt done for DUI in a manual chair if your going over 20kmh or as soon as you tuch the foot path in an eletric chair
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Originally Posted by flagg
both times i've been sprung, i've never denied it, simply stated that i was concentrating on the road and my surroundings, not the speed indicated on the odometer.... didnt get me anywhere though.... second time it got me a bloody lecture about how much of a "life endangering offence" 114 along the highway is.....Quote:
Originally Posted by mudmouse
Presumably you managed to prevent yourself from explaining that it's not the speeding that kills but the stopping :angel:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprint
On a promise were you Joel :D.Quote:
Originally Posted by B92 8NW
have been let of doing 30ks over the limit and sitting right up the coppers butt,(running late for work) he pulled me over (unmarked car in the pouring rain, i didnt notice it was a cop till the light came on) and tore strips off me then got back in his car and drove away so whilst me and a mate sat there for a minute wondering wtf just happend i drove off and never saw him again
i was too busy looking at him like he'd just stepped out of a bloody spaceship from planet zorg! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by reeksyofoz
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Originally Posted by Sprint