Good sir, Tonic,
It has come to my attention upon close and thorough study of your pictorial representation of restroom signage, that it gives no service to the user for ascertaining the gender for which facilities each water closet may contain, beyond each threshold.
Furthermore, ones own proclivity towards choosing one door or the other is frought with ones interpretation of the individual's own use of the english language - that which they use to purvey ones thoughts to others in their company, otherwise considered their own ability to converse in the act of extemporaneous disquisition.
I daresay one would be faced with an existential crisis, faced with two doors when the urgency to empty ones bladder is neigh. Would the individual, in the urgency of urination consider themselves to be too verbose in thier discussions, or succinct enough to warrant the door on the right?
I guess only the individual will know the answers to these profound questions, and surely find themselves amongst likeminded individuals, irrespective of whichever door they choose...




Keeping it simple is complicated.

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