Thread: Which religion to choose???

Very Funny, what happens tho if you are like me and poor and insane!

Or you just worship Beer like most of us...




cheers
Terry

Originally Posted by TerryO

Or you just worship Beer like most of us...




cheers
Terry

Ah yes, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems (to quote homer simpson)

Originally Posted by isuzurover

In case anyone is having difficulty, this may help. (However I am deeply offended they have missed the FSM off the list )

Except that I would fit in the generic Christian category, and I don't find it boring at all! Interesting, exciting, challenging, comforting, perplexing, satisfying ... and above all a good solid hope for the future ... but never boring.

BTW, liking bacon (and eggs!) is a good thing but it is not a pre-requisite for being a Christian ... just recognising the extent of our rebellion against God and then trusting in Jesus Christ to set that right. That is the only pre-requisite.

Willem

Originally Posted by willem

Except that I would fit in the generic Christian category, and I don't find it boring at all! Interesting, exciting, challenging, comforting, perplexing, satisfying ... and above all a good solid hope for the future ... but never boring.

BTW, liking bacon (and eggs!) is a good thing but it is not a pre-requisite for being a Christian ... just recognising the extent of our rebellion against God and then trusting in Jesus Christ to set that right. That is the only pre-requisite.

Willem

...

Homer Simpson: My mother's dead.
Grampa Simpson: I'm still with you, son.
Homer Simpson: Oh, it just gets worse and worse.
Apu: She may have been reincarnated into that baby, or that mouse on the nacho cheese.
Ned Flanders: People are not mice!
Apu: Oh, big surprise. Joe Jesus Jr. here to set us all straight.
Ned Flanders: No one comes back as anything, except for Jesus as bread, and that's it.
Homer Simpson: Oh.
[leaves dejected]
Apu: That's the problem with your religion. Everything's a bummer.
Ned Flanders: Even the sing-alongs?
Apu: No, the sing-alongs are fine.

Originally Posted by TerryO

Or you just worship Beer like most of us...




cheers
Terry

Good onya Terry ,I like your solution. I bow to the Beer Gods!!!

Originally Posted by willem

Except that I would fit in the generic Christian category, and I don't find it boring at all! Interesting, exciting, challenging, comforting, perplexing, satisfying ... and above all a good solid hope for the future ... but never boring.
Willem

Willem,
I don't think it was claiming the religion of christianity was boring, more the people practising it...
And we should never judge ourselves
tongue very firmly in cheek!
-Mark

Originally Posted by isuzurover

In case anyone is having difficulty, this may help. (However I am deeply offended they have missed the FSM off the list )

I ate the FSM for dinner. I am the FSM.