Thread: The Temple of Grockle

Perhaps Grockle could sort a tour of a Merkin factory,he seems to have all the contacts.
Andrew

where having cow on the spit Andy be ready in around a hour

Originally Posted by Vixen

She may as well....we've got water to our knees in the kitchen Bring on the ark

.................water, water everywhere and nary a drop to drink.........
Just thought I'd help set things back on a nautical footing.

Have returned from Chairman Maos eatery, not sure if Phangs relatives were on the menu or not. SWMBO placated, wallet lighter.
Full speed ahead my Captain, and damn the torpedos.

Comrade Deano

Unsure that I really want to eat anything you have been grovelling around inside
Best I go catch a fish!!!!
Andrew

Deano
A workmate has a chinese wife.
He assures me ANYTHING that moves is readily available to eat in China.
And alot of it tastes like chicken
Andrew

don't worry that parts gone and its well washed

Originally Posted by LandyAndy

Perhaps Grockle could sort a tour of a Merkin factory,he seems to have all the contacts.
Andrew

The last merkin factory which was located behind Marks and Spencers in Inkerman St.,Ramsbottom Lancs.

There were three different grades when I was taken round by the senior merkin maker a Mr Cecil Clapper(65), who knew more about merkins than the merkin hair growers them selves,he told me that the best kept growers lived on a council estate near Bolton(location still kept secret)the houses were bought by the company(T.C.Muff and Sons Ltd) for it's best growers.

The rougher growers were bought in by bus from as far afield as Accrington, these had to use the service shoot entrance so as not to lower the tone of the company,the mid range which were called 'tulips' these were sold by mail order only and the rough ones were 'buyer collects' only the top grade merkins would be fitted on site or T C Muff had a 'serve you at home service' (costs for this service varied as to how far the customer lived from the factory and how much petrol was used).the van was a nearly new Bedford CA with column change in dark blue with gold leaf sign writing.

Groc
THATS GOLD
Best post of yours Ive had the pleasure to read
THANKS,I now need to clean the hombrew off my screen!!!!
Andrew