Thread: Won’t be retro...

Originally Posted by Zeros

A black and white modular object with wheels that look too small and 5 doors but maybe one on the roof too, did some laps around the new burger ring. The cardboard and corflute and tape was starting to peel off it’s longitudinal form as it went really fast and the sky is clearly the limit because the G forces made the phat low tyres look more flat on the bottom. ...according to all reports it is definitely the most awesome modular vehicle ever so it must be and even the marketing is all true for the first time ever! and everything you read is true and it will have a touch screen! Everything that was ever written about this marvel of modular longitudinalism was copied and pasted and became the new gospel of the world and all other longitudinal devotees followed without question. The self appointed moderator of the new modular gospel was so excited they could only see the really shiny black and white camo in their dreams...it obscured all else in the multiverse! It was a self revelation. Any naysayers or critics were compelled by the new light on the horizon to hand back any and all previously held longitudinal devices, or even their own thoughts and ideas as they realised they were all now irrelevant and retro and too interesting for this new world order. They were mesmerised by the cutting and pasting and supreme devotion to the marketing gospel so true and made so clear by the Defender messiah! So cool i dont even need to have my own thoughts anymore!

Let's keep this thread respectful buddy

regarding popst #1734, you are seeing what you want to see...I cannot see those things.

Originally Posted by ramblingboy42

regarding popst #1734, you are seeing what you want to see...I cannot see those things.

That's nice, can you use quote button next time, I couldn't be bothered to scroll back

Originally Posted by Zeros

A black and white modular object with wheels that look too small and 5 doors but maybe one on the roof too, did some laps around the new burger ring. The cardboard and corflute and tape was starting to peel off it’s longitudinal form as it went really fast and the sky is clearly the limit because the G forces made the phat low tyres look more flat on the bottom. ...according to all reports it is definitely the most awesome modular vehicle ever so it must be and even the marketing is all true for the first time ever! and everything you read is true and it will have a touch screen! Everything that was ever written about this marvel of modular longitudinalism was copied and pasted and became the new gospel of the world and all other longitudinal devotees followed without question. The self appointed moderator of the new modular gospel was so excited they could only see the really shiny black and white camo in their dreams...it obscured all else in the multiverse! It was a self revelation. Any naysayers or critics were compelled by the new light on the horizon to hand back any and all previously held longitudinal devices, or even their own thoughts and ideas as they realised they were all now irrelevant and retro and too interesting for this new world order. They were mesmerised by the cutting and pasting and supreme devotion to the marketing gospel so true and made so clear by the Defender messiah! So cool i dont even need to have my own thoughts anymore! 😎

this is really good.....hahahaha thanks Zeros, better than all the hyperbole being presented , a good laugh

Originally Posted by blackrangie

That's nice, can you use quote button next time, I couldn't be bothered to scroll back

no, sorry, scroll back lazy

Originally Posted by blackrangie

Let's keep this thread respectful buddy

who is it being disrespectful to?

you have asked of this many times in this thread and I cannot see the necessity for anyone to pay anyone else here respect.

am I wrong in this?

Originally Posted by ramblingboy42

regarding popst #1734, you are seeing what you want to see...I cannot see those things.

I agree, I wasnt born with x-ray vision either 🤣
The camo consists of a wrap and some duct tape, thats about it. All these hidden lines are non existent, just imaginary.
What you see now isnt going to be much different to the finished product.

Originally Posted by LRJim

I agree, I wasnt born with x-ray vision either
The camo consists of a wrap and some duct tape, thats about it. All these hidden lines are non existent, just imaginary.
What you see now isnt going to be much different to the finished product.

No worries