Thread: New Defender an immediate success

Originally Posted by roverrescue

Perhaps most importantly
Will the new model have integrated “pant belt loop (PBL) remover”
Or will that be an expensive aftermarket accessory.
Surely LR would not steep so low as to not include such necessary functionality?

S

I was just considering that myself,

I have huge concerns that the PBL-BBO
(Pant belt loop-beer bottle opener) will either be modified, or removed altogether.

As if life is not hard enough already.

I don't even NEED the belt loops on my pants anymore, mainly due to land rovers forward thinking engineers creating the PBL-BBO, the BBO helps you fill out your pants like all decent gentlemen should, then the PBL removes excess weight from your actual pants by tearing the loops off, which you now need to do because of the BBO.

Now THAT'S synchronicity

Hi

Originally Posted by DiscoMick

Yes, but I still don't know if I can get 12 bags of goat poo in the back of a 110, as I can in mine. When will this vital question be answered?

I know Jill and I can get 6 hay bales in the back of our D4. We could have fitted a bit more if we had chopped a couple up. Nothing beats fitting rectangles in a car better than a rectangular shared car. That's our criterion.

Mike

Realistically there is nothing on the planet that should be designed with anything other than a set square.

It's the only thing that sets us apart from nature

I'd also like to know if my thongs will still slide in under the driver's seat.
Also, do the rear windows still wind down by themselves?

Originally Posted by one_iota

For a start it should be a larger version of Suzuki's latest Jimni which is a smaller version of Land Rover's last Defender.

Well said. I have one of those Jimny's decked out like my Fender follow me to work everyday. It looks like mini me when we pull up at the lights side by side.
I just gotta pull him over and get a photo. He'll probably think I'm a weirdo.

Originally Posted by ezyrama

Well said. I have one of those Jimny's decked out like my Fender follow me to work everyday. It looks like mini me when we pull up at the lights side by side.
I just gotta pull him over and get a photo. He'll probably think I'm a weirdo.

No way he probably loves it! I'm trying to get my gf to upgrade to the new Jimny in white to match my 110 for pretty much this reason alone

Originally Posted by ezyrama

Well said. I have one of those Jimny's decked out like my Fender follow me to work everyday. It looks like mini me when we pull up at the lights side by side.
I just gotta pull him over and get a photo. He'll probably think I'm a weirdo.

Weird no!

Gordon Shaw who runs an Opposite Lock store in Sydney and drives a Defender has posted his Jimny make over on Facebook:

Gordon Shaw | Facebook

Originally Posted by roverrescue

Perhaps most importantly
Will the new model have integrated “pant belt loop (PBL) remover”
Or will that be an expensive aftermarket accessory.
Surely LR would not steep so low as to not include such necessary functionality?

S

Land Rover's lawyers are currently drafting a legal loop hole for the sales contract!