ok...I give up, you have flushed me out...I have a confession to make.....
I am known to drive a series landy...at times I even whirl her up to 80kph down a state highway.
It is a moronic act by me....as by todays standards...she is positively dangerous...no inertia reel seat belts, no air bags, no crumple zone, lots of sharp steel...to name a few of the non-safety items proliferating in my dear Lola.
But it does massage my ego to drive around in my girl....one day I reckon my theory of her being a chick magnet may come to fruition...but alas at the moment, all I seem to attract is crusty old men wanting to look at her and talk to me...ego takes a hit there.
The worst thing though folks, is my arrogance....I believe that I shouldn't be forced to wear a helmet while driving said Landy. No doubt there are people and legislators out there, that would love to introduce laws to protect me from myself...but heaven forbid!
And for those who doubt a helmet is actually required...I can show (proudly) a 3 inch scar on my forehead from 30 odd years ago...where after hitting a bank on a mountainous road in a SI, I got stitches after head butting the dash!! Man...I love that scar...that is my Landy-scar...I feel like getting Land Rover badge tattooed over it!!

Reckless twit aren't I!!!
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