Thread: you idiots, you missed...

Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

well its happened again....

there was an accident involving other cars, big red and a car park..... and both cars missed her.....

Picture if you will big red sitting proud head sholders and door tops above the roofs of the 2 doof doof wannabe rice boy cars on either side. we're all parked in nose to the wall and the guy on the left wants to exit left, the guy on the right wants to exit right. so into reverse gear with the both of them, the guy on the left cranks on right hand down the guy on the right left hand down and they both moove off in typical doof doof rice boy fashion with lots revs and not a whole lot of attention or care with, in this case predictable results.

2 mangled doof doof cars at rest behind big red all 30 feet from me with a glass door between me and the carnage.. I really really felt like heading out and giving it "nyah nyah na na naaaa you missed my car pftftftftftfthh.: but there was places to see and people to do so after finishing up my business I went out and politely asked them if they wouldnt mind moving their crumple zones so I could get out. At this point in time I had pointed out to me that this was all MY fault as my car was too big as they couldnt see past it.


for those of you who know me (and those who have read my tagline) you'll know how that got responded to.

The Wheaties's packet license syndrome

Hysterical!

I drove into the local shopping centre carpark today. The carpark has all the lanes marked with directional arrows which most drivers understand and follow.

As I entered, I saw a Jeep reversing out of a spot so I turned into that lane to get the vacant spot. Then I noticed the driver was swinging the wrong way and would soon be facing me. My wife told me to stop to give the woman driver room to get out. I was going to do that anyway without a wifely command.

Leaving the Jeep plenty of room didn't help. She still managed to hit my driver's side mirror as she went past. Fortunately for her, it didn't break. Have you priced a P38A mirror assembly?

Got to love em!
Last 2 days I have been driving a prius around Brisbane. Mongrel thing! Visability was shocking. My 130 has twice the visability!

And Ron. Your nicer than me. I have sat for 10 mins in a parking lot staring at the driver trying to go the wrong way as I don't move.

Dave: Has it ever occured to you that they are trying to kill you ?! Perhaps Al Qaeda are using suicide doof doofs these days !!!

George130: A PRIUS ???? When you confess that to the priest you'll be saying Hail Mary's for years !!!!

I think all red defenders are magnets to idiots...

I parked on the side of the road a while back behind a ford falcon - gave him plenty of room to reverse out.

Was sitting in the car waiting for my wife, when the owner of the falcon walked across the road, jumped in, and promptly reversed (about 5') into my bullbar, smashing ALL his tail lights in the process.

His response "I didn't see you there" - how much bigger and brighter does the landie need to be for people to see it

Originally Posted by VladTepes

Dave: Has it ever occured to you that they are trying to kill you ?! Perhaps Al Qaeda are using suicide doof doofs these days !!!

George130: A PRIUS ???? When you confess that to the priest you'll be saying Hail Mary's for years !!!!

I do beleive I saw your 130. If not it was a nice rig. Same canopy as mine and roof rack over the cab. I was between Ennogerra and the Airport. Hotel was about 6km from Enoggera.

I had a guy in a Honda Accord back into my White Road Boss in Enmore Rd. Newtown one night. Same thing. "Didn't see you". How? 8tonnes of bobtail Road boss with shiny bullbar; headlights, side lights, & marker lights lit ; 4' square chrome grille. Guy must have been driving with a labrador dog and white walking stick. Honda looked a bit sick in the ar+e end. Hondas seemed to be attracted to Bosses. I got another one in Logan Rd. Brisbane one day. Was thinking of paainting little rising suns on the side of the bonnett.