Thread: Embarrassment

Originally Posted by Ausfree

He's my hero, but I guess you figured that out!!

Ha funny that Aus i have a stencil drawn up here of him to be tattood on my leg...

YA want it instead..

Originally Posted by banjo

Ha funny that Aus i have a stencil drawn up here of him to be tattood on my leg...

YA want it instead..

What? Ya leg?????

I'm Aus the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.
Wherever I drive through rain and snow,
Then Banjo always lets me know:
There's Aus the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With his extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.
The day that I was born, oh boy, my father nearly died.
He couldn't get my nappies on, no matter how he tried,
'Cause I was born with an extra leg, and since that day begun,
I had to learn to stand on my own three feet,
Believe me that's no fun.

I'm Aus the peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um,
Wherever I drive through rain and snow,
The people always let me know:
There's Aus the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With his extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

I had a dreadful childhood, really,
I s'pose I shouldn't moan,
Each time they had a three legged race,
I won it on my own.
And also I got popular,
When came the time for cricket,
They used to roll my trousers up,
And use me for the wicket.

I'm Aus the peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.
Wherever I drive through rain and snow,
The people always let me know:
There's Aus the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With his extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

I was a dreadful scholar,
I found all the lessons hard,
The only thing I knew for sure was three feet make a yard.
To count to ten I used my fingers,
If I needed more,
By getting my shoes and socks of,
I could count to twenty-four.
(Pause...count: 1 2 3 4 5....) To twenty-five!

I'm Aus the peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.
Whatever I did they said was false,
They said 'Quick march,' I did a quick waltz.
Then they shouted at me 'Put your best foot forward.'
'But which foot?' I said.
'It's very fine for you, you only got a choice of two, but me!

I'm Aus the peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

Originally Posted by banjo

Ha funny that Aus i have a stencil drawn up here of him to be tattood on my leg...

YA want it instead..

Here yas go i finished this one on monday or tuesday got bored & it needed finishing..The dark black is all the new bit..



Got a goofy dragon head on the other leg on the outside..

Originally Posted by Sleepy

I'm Aus the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.
Wherever I drive through rain and snow,
Then Banjo always lets me know:
There's Aus the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With his extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.
The day that I was born, oh boy, my father nearly died.
He couldn't get my nappies on, no matter how he tried,
'Cause I was born with an extra leg, and since that day begun,
I had to learn to stand on my own three feet,
Believe me that's no fun.

I'm Aus the peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um,
Wherever I drive through rain and snow,
The people always let me know:
There's Aus the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With his extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

I had a dreadful childhood, really,
I s'pose I shouldn't moan,
Each time they had a three legged race,
I won it on my own.
And also I got popular,
When came the time for cricket,
They used to roll my trousers up,
And use me for the wicket.

I'm Aus the peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.
Wherever I drive through rain and snow,
The people always let me know:
There's Aus the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With his extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

I was a dreadful scholar,
I found all the lessons hard,
The only thing I knew for sure was three feet make a yard.
To count to ten I used my fingers,
If I needed more,
By getting my shoes and socks of,
I could count to twenty-four.
(Pause...count: 1 2 3 4 5....) To twenty-five!

I'm Aus the peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.
Whatever I did they said was false,
They said 'Quick march,' I did a quick waltz.
Then they shouted at me 'Put your best foot forward.'
'But which foot?' I said.
'It's very fine for you, you only got a choice of two, but me!

I'm Aus the peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

Originally Posted by Sleepy

Yes, how ridiculous, one-piece is fine by me
Here is a picture of me in case you were wondering.

HEY I Have seen a photo of you with beenie and jacket on standing beside the 110...you have had done some serious workout if that is you

Mrs hh

Originally Posted by Sleepy

Might have put on a few pounds since that shot, perhaps a little greyer, older and........



Perhaps this is a more accurate likeness.

Yes I think you have


Now he won't talk to me on Monday

Mrs hh

Originally Posted by Sleepy

I'm Aus the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.
Wherever I drive through rain and snow,
Then Banjo always lets me know:
There's Aus the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With his extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.
The day that I was born, oh boy, my father nearly died.
He couldn't get my nappies on, no matter how he tried,
'Cause I was born with an extra leg, and since that day begun,
I had to learn to stand on my own three feet,
Believe me that's no fun.

I'm Aus the peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um,
Wherever I drive through rain and snow,
The people always let me know:
There's Aus the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With his extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

I had a dreadful childhood, really,
I s'pose I shouldn't moan,
Each time they had a three legged race,
I won it on my own.
And also I got popular,
When came the time for cricket,
They used to roll my trousers up,
And use me for the wicket.

I'm Aus the peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.
Wherever I drive through rain and snow,
The people always let me know:
There's Aus the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With his extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

I was a dreadful scholar,
I found all the lessons hard,
The only thing I knew for sure was three feet make a yard.
To count to ten I used my fingers,
If I needed more,
By getting my shoes and socks of,
I could count to twenty-four.
(Pause...count: 1 2 3 4 5....) To twenty-five!

I'm Aus the peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.
Whatever I did they said was false,
They said 'Quick march,' I did a quick waltz.
Then they shouted at me 'Put your best foot forward.'
'But which foot?' I said.
'It's very fine for you, you only got a choice of two, but me!

I'm Aus the peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

Originally Posted by Sleepy

Here is a picture of me in case you were wondering.

Looks like the original composer of the song hasn't aged at all!