Thread: Embarrassment

LOL.
I am sure it will all come together on the day.

Just stand by your gun Jim and take it five rounds at a time.

Hi everyone How are you all. Condolences Jim for the uncle.

Well I've been on my new medication now for 20 days now & going good.

I went to my specialists appointment yesterday. Went good I only had a slight heart flutter when he mentioned a test. I drove down there & back was all good. He asked some questions & I answered. I said I'm pretty sure I busted a grape (hemriod). He said he is pretty sure that's all it was as I haven't had a big bleed since just some small bits which he said is quiet normal to have. I have to go back to him on the 25th of next month for this inhouse test. He said he doubts I need a colenoscopy so he said he do this text. Didn't tell me what the test is other then it won't hurt & it will just feel like I'm opening my bowels but I won't be. That's when my heart jumped a little. I have to change my diet a bit & use some Metamucil to help soften the stool. I said to him apparently I wipe to hard & to much. He laughed & said don't we all. He gave me this stuff I have to use 45 mins before the next appointment & he said stay close to the toilet though it's not ment to clean you out its more so to clean the walls. Hhhhmmmmm. I think the nerves mite be much higher next visit. He was a nice doc though.

Went to supercheap on the way home.

Karen is freaked out as I was so calm driving there & when there & when driving home.
After 30 years of severe panic attacks it's quite odd. I guess the new meds do something

Anyway that's where we are. Fingers crossed I can do the next visit like this last on.

Good to see you are making progress, Jason. Bit surprised he didn't suggest a colonoscopy to cover all bases. He's the doctor though.

Hi Banjo. Good to see you have Meds that work.
If the Doc has a bit of blood to test, he won't need to give you a Colonoscopy He'll Know straight away.
Thanks for the graphic descriptions. Glad I read it now and not tea time.

Glad the new meds are improving your lifestyle Jason. I hope the quack doesn't have his fingers crossed to do the test.

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Glad the new meds are improving your lifestyle Jason. I hope the quack doesn't have his fingers crossed to do the test.

Is that where the word 'fistula' comes from?

Hello All,

I am consoling myself after having to deal with the nice folks at Centrelink who set out to give customer service a whole new definition.

My act of consolation is to review a couple of Little Brittan "Computer Says "No'" Youtube clips to capture the nice person who I saw on Thursday. I just did an online complaint today - as it took me a while to settle down.

So far Computer says Number 13 and Number 1 are on the road to getting a closer match to the one I had the misfortune to be assigned face to face with.

For Enjoyment Accessed April 26th from [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n_Ty_72Qds[/ame] and [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3IxMQsazAM[/ame]

Is there a Little Brittan "Computer Says 'No'" where they show the Customer Services Officer treating someone like they are a parasite taking succour off the Welfare System? It would match the treatment I received. Oh Plus the computer says 'No' bit spoken repeatedly.


I can't wait until I get a response to figure out which Computer Says 'No'" I will need to find a match for with the latest one I will be hooked up with next....

Kind Regards
Lionel