So I was filling up at the local diesel pump and two large Maori blokes are across from me filling up an old Corolla and I nod to them. Kept pumping and looked over my shoulder and they are sill checking me out. Then the real big one starts over towards me and I've broken out into a cold sweat hoping that I hadnt cut them off or something coming in.
Big Maori bloke: "This your truck, bro?"
Me (nervously): "Er - yeah"
Big Maori bloke: "How much for one of these new?"
Me (diesel overflowing on the concourse): "Er - F-fifty sumthin K, I'd reckon." (gulp)
Big Maori bloke: "Thats the toughest looking, sickest truck ever - respect, bro".
Me: Yeah, thanks mate.
Took an hour for the smile to fade after that.


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