Thread: The Puma Hump

THATS IT
tear up your man card, hand the keys to your four wheel drive to your wife and go and buy a goram prius
Corners, its got a command drive position you can see the corners, not the curves, not hips, not grace and not humps... IF you want to see those things from a defender, then like a man you drive the defender to a strip club and walk inside to look at those things in their natrual form and beauty, on a woman. honestly, they must be putting man cards and landy keys in fruit loop boxes these days, bet most of em couldnt even open the bonnet with a split rim on it, back in my d [/QUOTE]

not a bad idea, she loves driving the defender! Even better, I could get a cute pink electric 90! Or a bad boy bling black one! Yeah Gangsta!

Hey Blknight, are you sure you shouldn't be driving a Hilux with all those manliness tests under your belt?

Sure bloke, Defenders are tough. Yep...genius! Defenders are tough. ...yep, still tough. Hang on, is my manliness in question? Nah it's ok, my Defender is tough. ...isn't it? ...yeah it's all ok, my Defender is tough. Yep still tough...

But...a Defender is also a thing of beauty, a design classic. And one of its attributes is quiet confidence, while all others primp and preen with their raised stiletto suspension, fat tyres, endless pretty light bars, Defender just gets on with the job, with grace...oh yeah and TOUGHNESS!

Keep on 'whorfing' brother!

I always thought the hump was caused by the motor(being as power full as it is) trying to escape when under full load.


I've got the checker plate on mine.
Being white the glare when driving was horrible.
Black checker plate soon sorted that out and gives it a far better look than black paint.
It could be used as a tool bench when bush as the bonnets are easy to remove

Originally Posted by rijidij

You can, but it's not legal and it sits way too high for my liking. Having said that, I drove this 90 to deliver it and it wasn't half a bad as I thought it would be with the wheel there.

Cheers, Murray

Very smart looking Defender. What work did you do on it?
Pickles.

I don't get it too much bling

My chequerplate wings, when I get them, will be painted black to contrast with the white paint.
No way I'll be putting a spare wheel on the bonnet though. That's what wheel carriers are for.

This is the kind of double hump I would have like have seen.

Originally Posted by Avion8

This is the kind of double hump I would have like have seen.

Now your talking my language!

Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

THATS IT
tear up your man card, hand the keys to your four wheel drive to your wife and go and buy a GORAM priusl

Hmm, I suppose there's a worthy comparison between a Firefly class freighter and a Defender



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