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Perhaps one day we can compare muscles, talk about how much we bench and how many females we've copulated with.
Because you know, Defender driver.

Okay that's enough, hand in your defender keys and off to the patrol forum.
Defender owners are supposed to be gentlemen, and a gentlemen never tells

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Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger

Perhaps one day we can compare muscles, talk about how much we bench and how many females we've copulated with.
Because you know, Defender driver.

muscles..... who was talking about muscles





Who said "heavily built" had anything to do with muscles

Originally Posted by TerryO

Being hunted by Defender owners is fine, as long as you lot hunt us in your ratterly old leaky Fenders we have nothing to be concerned about, half will break down on the way and the other half will drown if we lead you lot through a half decent water crossing, while our feet stay perfectly dry. Face it Discovery's rule supreme just like the t-shirt says. ...

Oh Terry. Defender owners are way too smart for that.
They shall simply put full cream milk in your latte and set the pigs free in your truffle farms.
Then tell the "environmentalists" your interiors are made from displaced Panda hides accented with Orangutan fur stitching.
There won't be a cafe left to hide in.
Still, I'm glad the D3/4 drivers have designer engine rags to match the rest of the car thoughdde07

Guilty as charged!

Originally Posted by strangy

Oh Terry. Defender owners are way too smart for that.
They shall simply put full cream milk in your latte and set the pigs free in your truffle farms.
Then tell the "environmentalists" your interiors are made from displaced Panda hides accented with Orangutan fur stitching.
There won't be a cafe left to hide in.
Still, I'm glad the D3/4 drivers have designer engine rags to match the rest of the car thoughdde07

I can handle the full cream milk in the Latte but setting pigs free in the truffle farm now that is a low act to say the least. ... .

Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger

Perhaps one day we can compare muscles, talk about how much we bench and how many females we've copulated with.
Because you know, Defender driver.

My guess after having just read your little self promoting diatribe is that no matter how often you work out at the gym there is one muscle you self exercise more than the rest.

You sure you don't own a Pajero? ...

Oooh bitchy.
Full cream milk kicking in eh Terry?

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