Thread: How to sabotage a Land Cruiser Campervan??

Originally Posted by Tombie

Or try this....

"Turn your ****ing engine off you selfish *****...."

Failing that... under the front, turn the tap that drains the radiator and walk away...

Yep,, been there, done that. Verbal abuse often works well . Even if their not sure where it came from.

And in the morning, if others are around you, they will appreciate your efforts well, coffee and food, pleasant smiles, and even congratulatory hand shakes and a yarn.
Even when looking pretty rough on a bike with that "had a really bad experience, wanna kill some one" look.

Originally Posted by Tombie

Or try this....

"Turn your ****ing engine off you selfish *****...."

Failing that... under the front, turn the tap that drains the radiator and walk away...

There is definitely a place for that, however you could always start with:

Excuse me please would you mind turning the engine off as it is disturbing the peace we all came out here to find!

You're spoiling all my fun...

Those arrogant enough to behave like that deserve the "broad side" approach!!!

"Shut that **** up or I'll come over there and ****-start your head"

Air out of the tyres, Wheels off, unbolt what you can, pull the winch cable out and disconnect it if you're really mean, undo every hose you can find, not entirely, but just enough that when they finally put their car back together and storm off they'll have hoses blowing off left, right and centre.
No mercy for ****** like that.

All of the above no doubt predicated on the fact that you're built like, dress like and exhibit the demeanour of Aunty Jack
If you don't meet these criteria but the offending party does.. then subtle tact and diplomacy may be the order of the day...or Lotz-A- Landies' tactical response with a black plastic bag on the snorkel at night ... a.k.a how to euthanase a LC !!!

Never underestimate the power of a hidden prawn.

The exhaust would be pretty hot after running for a long time?

Shame to see the exhaust pipe go rusty wouldn't it, be a good fellow and perform some rust preventative measure for your camper next to you.

A table spoon of diff oil spread along the pipe should do the trick.

Be careful and watch for smoke though, as you may need to yell fire!

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Any ****wit that leaves his engine idling for hours is beyond abuse, you have the joy of knowing he has stuffed his engine, Regards Frank.