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  1. 10th January 2011, 09:21 PM #1
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    poetry corner

    hello people I have penned a masterpiece that I felt I should share with you all.
    If you have your own poetry post it here :Fords are **** house holdens are rusty I love me landies especially dusty
    Toyota's fall over mitsubishi's are dud its best when your landy is covered in mud
    Nissans three goes bang with ease Land Rover doesn't suffer this desease.
    Landy does have its own quirks and when I'm not raging makes me smirk,

    Especially I love that after days of repairing toil, the driveways still bloody covered in oil
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  2. 10th January 2011, 10:13 PM #2
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    OK here is my attempt crosstick poet myself




    L    arge list of problems but I love my four wheeler
    Anyone will tell you, first names with the dealer
    Nice new look dash and gears that are heaven
    Dealer advises rear diff number seven

    Reverse light not working, and engines been switched
    Overhaul common while new parts get ditched
    Various changes to suit what I do, car warranty void as I used the wrong glue
    Even though I thought, why why did I buy, I look at it standing all proud on the drive
    Rovers are different and not like the others, I know I come here to vent to my brothers
    Still, having a landy does not make me a loser, would rather them problems than drive a jap cruiser.

    I like your one lardy
    Our Land Rover does not leak oil! it just marks its territory.......



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  3. 11th January 2011, 11:41 AM #3
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    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who say Anna Bligh and said **** it
    He was subsequently taken away for psychological counselling.
    It's not broken. It's "Carbon Neutral".


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    1994 Range Rover Vogue LSE "The Luxo-Barge"
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  4. 11th January 2011, 08:31 PM #4
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    Go and buy a puma,
    A packet it will be.
    You'll never get to drive it,
    Forever at the dealers workshop you see.

    It's got a fancy type new dash
    And gears, there's six to use.
    But the bloody thing will never run.
    So make sure you own good shoes.

    The worst driveline in recent years,
    A bloody transit motor.
    Oh well I guess, it could be worse.
    It could be a Toyota!!!!
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  5. 11th January 2011, 08:33 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tombie2 View Post
    Go and buy a puma,
    A packet it will be.
    You'll never get to drive it,
    Forever at the dealers workshop you see.

    It's got a fancy type new dash
    And gears, there's six to use.
    But the bloody thing will never run.
    So make sure you own good shoes.

    The worst driveline in recent years,
    A bloody transit motor.
    Oh well I guess, it could be worse.
    It could be a Toyota!!!!
    I like it
    Our Land Rover does not leak oil! it just marks its territory.......



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  6. 11th January 2011, 09:37 PM #6
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    Series are hard and tougher than all
    Engines are slow, but that of a crawl
    Rivets are mushrooms and bolts are held tight
    Interesting headlights that go out in the night
    Everyone comments, I cant bleed the brakes
    So is it this hard with all other makes
    There's rust in the chassis and much through the door
    With rust on the bulkhead, cross member and floor
    Owners that have them rebuild them with heart
    And show how they should be built, right from the start.
    Our Land Rover does not leak oil! it just marks its territory.......



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  7. 11th January 2011, 11:22 PM #7
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    great efforts thus far we should do an AULRO poetry book at this rate
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  8. 11th January 2011, 11:29 PM #8
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    Gee Lou, you have a talent for this stuff

    Keep it up, and ask Inc for a poetry corner department...no Janome content as that is covered elsewhere


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    hey maybe I should do the awesome county next hey?? I will see if I can dobbo in to it..hahahahaha
    Our Land Rover does not leak oil! it just marks its territory.......



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    Here's another :

    I'm glad I own a landy, a Beemer just wouldn't do
    Now mercs might be flashy, owning one would not make me happy but just make me blue.
    I'm glad I own a Landy for scrub and a road cruise too,
    Can't go off road in a mini It'd ground out in seconds and upon the earth would chew
    I'm glad I own a Landy as it's at least an hour of fun, of course that is only after the month of maintenance work has been done,
    I'm glad I own a Landy and I am glad you have one too it's nice to share the frustration and fun and to catch up for a brew
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