Quite a few years ago I was replacing a TXV on a large freezer room and when cutting the liquid line tried to snap it off clean so I didn't get any swarf inside.
I resulted in gashing my thumb and severing a blood vessel, the resulting fountain was pretty impressive. The cut went half way around it.
I actually used a proper bandage, had the girls I the office help bandage it up and continued fixing the job.
Several hours later I rocked up at a clinic still leaving a blood trail everywhere so I was queued jumped ahead of everyone else.
The doc took one look, and in a thick accent said he needed to anaesthetise the thumb.
I said don't bother, just stitch it up.
He insisted, I argued, he jabbed me,
hitting the bone with the hyperdermic three times
There isn't much flesh on the thumb.
The resulting invective towards him would've made a bullocky blush.

"Just stitch the bloody thing!"



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