Thread: Colon Irrigation Clinic

Originally Posted by Mick_Marsh

Northerners don't need it because of their beer.

Yeah, that NT Lager is Carlton, I believe , now XXXX , turns office clerks into rodeo riders, road navvies into poets, politicians into...... Naaaha, they're still politicians,
Bob

Originally Posted by LandyAndy

Cheaper to DIY.Length of inch hose and a large funnel from Bunnings,and a box of XXXX from Dan Murphys.
Andrew

DIY is an option. Last summer when I went to do a spot check on my amenities block there was a person that had put all his gear into a shower cubicle while he went to the toilet.

Hanging from the curtain rail was a canister with a hose and a tapered fitting on the end. While I as tidying the place he came out of the toilet so I queried him about it.

I need say no more. Needless to say it does not excite me one bit and I cannot see why any one would do it, but each to their own.

That hole at the rear is a one way passage in my book.

Was it not the actor Steve McQueen that when diagnosed with Colon Cancer took to Colon Irrigation with Beer ??

Originally Posted by UncleHo

Was it not the actor Steve McQueen that when diagnosed with Colon Cancer took to Colon Irrigation with Beer ??

Yeah, Vic Bitter, trying to make it taste better, Bob

"VB" that's bottled cats P isn't it ??

Originally Posted by UncleHo

"VB" that's bottled cats P isn't it ??

VB stands for Very Best. I am actually having one as I type. Being Australia's biggest selling beer it can't be too bad.

Originally Posted by Mr Whippy

VB stands for Very Bad. I am actually having one as I type. Being Australia's biggest selling beer it can't be too bad.

Fixed.

Northerners know all about this sort of thing. Around here, we go through this treatment every time we pay at the local supermarket.