Thread: Colon Irrigation Clinic

Originally Posted by LandyAndy

Cheaper to DIY.Length of inch hose and a large funnel from Bunnings,and a box of XXXX from Dan Murphys.
Andrew

"Inch hose" ????

Bit of a worry Andrew.

I'm not even going to ask if there's a brass nozzle on the end of it ..........

I often salute my mates with an "up your bum" when we have a beer , but this puts a totally different slant on it.......

C'mon guys get real. There is only 1 beer and that's NT Draught in a Darwin Stubby, what ya don't drink you can use as drain cleaner, radiator flush, rust remover, and it even cleans ya pipes, that's why they give it to you in such a big stubby and why real Territorians never need the services of the Colon Irrigation Centre.

Hence my shock at seeing the sign for the clinic.

Cheers Ean

An old guy goes to his doctor
for his
physical and gets sent to the
Urologist
as a precaution.
When he gets there, he
discovers the
Urologist is a very pretty
female doctor.
The female doctor says,"I'm
going to check your
Prostate today, but this new
procedure is a little
Different from what you are
probably used to.
I want you to lie on your right
side,
Bend your knees, then while I
check your
Prostate, take a deep breath
and say,
'99'.
The old guy obeys and says,
"99".
The doctor says, "Great", now
turn over on
Your left side and again, while
I repeat the check, take a deep
breath and say,
'99".
Again, the old guy says,
'99'."
The doctor said, “Very good”.
Now then, I want you to lie on
your back with
Your knees raised slightly.
I'm going to check your
prostate with this hand,
And with the other hand I'm
going to hold on to
Your penis to keep it out of the
way.
Now take a deep breath and
say,
'99'.
The old guy begins,
"One....
two…
Three…"

Originally Posted by ramblingboy42

I often salute my mates with an "up your bum" when we have a beer , but this puts a totally different slant on it.......

made me think of Jack Thompson's classic line - the 1st 40 seconds are too hard to watch so you might want to forward past that:

The Sum of Us (1994) clip 2 on ASO - Australia's audio and visual heritage online

Originally Posted by Ean Austral

C'mon guys get real. There is only 1 beer and that's NT Draught in a Darwin Stubby, what ya don't drink you can use as drain cleaner, radiator flush, rust remover, and it even cleans ya pipes, that's why they give it to you in such a big stubby and why real Territorians never need the services of the Colon Irrigation Centre.

Hence my shock at seeing the sign for the clinic.

Cheers Ean

We all know that no one actually drinks these. They are just a tourist attraction. I have a couple, unopened that I got in 1978.

Originally Posted by Mr Whippy

We all know that no one actually drinks these. They are just a tourist attraction. I have a couple, unopened that I got in 1978.

As I said, open 1 and drink it, you will never need to visit the irrigation clinic ever, and there must be some things around the van park that need a good clean, or de-scale or similar. It's to good to waste .

Cheers Ean

I got mine about then when my parents went up there via Alice Springs,as dad was part of "DOMF" building the road from Alice to Darwin in 1941/42 and he took mum to see where they worked and camped,so they brought back 6 "stubbies" for family and friends,still got mine in a draw in the wardrobe