Thread: Colon Irrigation Clinic

My mind is going bonkers here.

What position does one adopt as a hose and funnel is inserted into the anus?

Does one apply copious quantities of K-Y gel to assist with insertion?

How far does one whack the hose in?

Do you say "bottoms up" or "cheers" or "up ya bum" as you proceed to pour?

How much grog do you pour in?

What happens when "it's" full?

How does one empty" it?"

What does one do with the grog that's left over?

I am ****ing myself laughing as I write this , as I have a mental image of Billy Connolly discussing this on stage.

Originally Posted by joel0407

Just be careful with the Alcohol Emema.

Woman accused of giving husband lethal sherry enema



Woman accused of giving husband lethal sherry enema - seattlepi.com


Happy Days.

Words fail me. For one, I had no idea that a person's arse could possibly hold 3litres of liquid

Secondly, I have never looked at a large bottle of alcohol and thought "hmmm, I know where I'd like to put that!"

Thirdly, when you've had waaaay too much to drink, you vomit. Not possible, with the method outlined in that news item I assume?

Originally Posted by sheerluck

Words fail me. For one, I had no idea that a person's arse could possibly hold 3litres of liquid

Secondly, I have never looked at a large bottle of alcohol and thought "hmmm, I know where I'd like to put that!"

Thirdly, when you've had waaaay too much to drink, you vomit. Not possible, with the method outlined in that news item I assume?

What was worse was I only knew about this as I'd seen a reenactment. It was some TV show from memory. It might have been the crime channel on foxtel or something.

Originally Posted by sheerluck

Words fail me. For one, I had no idea that a person's arse could possibly hold 3litres of liquid

Secondly, I have never looked at a large bottle of alcohol and thought "hmmm, I know where I'd like to put that!"

Thirdly, when you've had waaaay too much to drink, you vomit. Not possible, with the method outlined in that news item I assume?

The anus is just the opening to dispose of waste, the colon lower bowel is quite long hence can hold quite a lot of fluid.
Why am an expert in this subject you ask?
I am no longer a virgin, I have had numerous colonoscopys, and even a Barrium enema. Now that's a concrete mixer full of concrete with the same consitancy

Believe me when they come with the garden hose with the camera it's long. I woke up during a procedure, i was told I was supposed to be asleep, I asked if I could have a look, they obliged, all I could see was blood vessels then went back under sedation.
I suppose it's better than not finding out, woman endure a lot more than us guys.
Procedures can be dangerous, know some one who's client had a routine examination with the up persiscope and unknowingly ruptured the colon and they died 5 days later, but those odds are like trying to win tattslotto

PS it must be large, or how do they get the $1Mil street value of cocaine into some counties.

They are quite big with lots of room to store stuff. We had a guy in ED here not long ago with a shampoo bottle in his large bowel, said that he "slipped" in the shower and landed on the bottle and it disappeared!! Fun getting it out

Originally Posted by Nick S

They are quite big with lots of room to store stuff. We had a guy in ED here not long ago with a shampoo bottle in his large bowel, said that he "slipped" in the shower and landed on the bottle and it disappeared!! Fun getting it out

I work in a radiology clinic.

Strange things happen. Whilst this isn't one we've seen, what can I say... You've got a friend in me!

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Originally Posted by Nick S

They are quite big with lots of room to store stuff. We had a guy in ED here not long ago with a shampoo bottle in his large bowel, said that he "slipped" in the shower and landed on the bottle and it disappeared!! Fun getting it out

Top that, a guy with a stuck golf ball, How????
He was bouncing it in the shower and it bounced in
These people must really think the rest of us are gullible.

Originally Posted by Nick S

They are quite big with lots of room to store stuff. We had a guy in ED here not long ago with a shampoo bottle in his large bowel, said that he "slipped" in the shower and landed on the bottle and it disappeared!! Fun getting it out

A guy I used to work with used to always tell the story that his partner (A&E consultant at one of the big hospitals in Birmingham, UK) had passed on.....

One night a guy had presented at the A&E department with chronic lower back pain. He was duly sent off for an X-Ray, and on returning, the consultant had a convsersation:

"Well sir, we believe we've found the cause of your pain. You appear to have what looks like a hard boiled egg lodged in your rectum"
"Oh, really? Did you only find the one?"