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  1. 1st March 2005, 09:22 PM #171
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    Pedro's Daily Exercises.


    EVERYONE JOIN IN :!:


    Just thinking of every ones health so here is a.................


    New exercise Routine

    You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you
    become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.

    Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program!

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    NOW SCROLL UP.. ...

    That's enough for the first day. Great job.

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    Originally posted by Pedro_The_Swift
    I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit,,, Its the only way to be sure."

    arrhh, Sigorney, when will they listen.
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  3. 1st March 2005, 09:57 PM #173
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    damn,, and I have all the DVDs--- ops:


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    "How long since you've visited The Good Oil?"

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  4. 1st March 2005, 10:29 PM #174
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    In the news tonight, they reported that michael jackson has plead guilty to all charges on a plea bargain. He is reported to have pleaded guilty on the condition that his custodial sentence be served in a juvenial facility.
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  5. 2nd March 2005, 07:51 AM #175
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    The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

    The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

    The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" replied the teacher. "Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
    There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours
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  6. 2nd March 2005, 09:27 AM #176
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    [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
    "How long since you've visited The Good Oil?"

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    '01 V8 D2
    '06 to 10. written off.
    '03 4.6 V8 HSE D2a with Tornado ECM
    '10 to '21
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  7. 2nd March 2005, 10:08 AM #177
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    "Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it." -- a warning from Adolf Hitler
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  8. 2nd March 2005, 02:07 PM #178
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    <span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">Life in a Mental Hospital</span>

    A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a car,
    with his hands at 10 and 2.
    The nurse asks him, "Charlie! What are you doing?"
    Charlie replies, "Can't talk right now I'm driving to Melbourne!"
    The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

    The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and she asks,
    "Well Charlie, how was your trip?"
    Charlie says, "I'm exhausted, I just got into Melbourne and I need some rest."
    "That's great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip."

    The nurse leaves Charlie's room , and then goes across the hall into another patients' room and finds Ed sitting on his bed m@sturbating vigorously.
    Shocked, she shouts, "Ed what are you doing!?"

    To which Ed replies,
    "Shhh, I'm sh@gging Charlie's wife while he's in Melbourne". [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] 8O [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

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  9. 2nd March 2005, 02:34 PM #179
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    Originally posted by damo
    In the news tonight, they reported that michael jackson has plead guilty to all charges on a plea bargain. He is reported to have pleaded guilty on the condition that his custodial sentence be served in a juvenial facility.
    "juvenial" :?:

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  10. 2nd March 2005, 10:57 PM #180
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    Originally posted by VladTepes
    Worth the wait dialuppers (and it does take a while....)

    DO NOT READ the text before you download and watch the clip.

    http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbo...tv_episode.html

    Very ceative over dubbing

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