Thread: Geez I'm Dumb (shut up the lot of you)

Antaine, you always pay for s e x, who buys dinner and drinks when you take a woman on a date?? Who pays for the hotel room, or the movies?

Jason, you'd have to pay me $6000 to take a Toyota.

Never left my fuel cap behind, but certainly locked my keys in the car a lot when I was younger.

Speaking of oil filler caps, I used to have an old cl chrysler, 245 hemi motor. Was driving down the highway in Vic one day with a mate, the engine coughed and died. We pulled over to investigate, lifted the bonnet and turned the key, the oil cap shot about 30 feet into the air [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] .
Turned out the distributer had spun 180 degrees and there was a hole in the top of one of the pistons 8O 8O 8O

Originally posted by disco95
Antaine, you always pay for s e x, who buys dinner and drinks when you take a woman on a date?? Who pays for the hotel room, or the movies?

Jason, you'd have to pay me $6000 to take a Toyota.

Never left my fuel cap behind, but certainly locked my keys in the car a lot when I was younger.

Speaking of oil filler caps, I used to have an old cl chrysler, 245 hemi motor. Was driving down the highway in Vic one day with a mate, the engine coughed and died. We pulled over to investigate, lifted the bonnet and turned the key, the oil cap shot about 30 feet into the air [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] .
Turned out the distributer had spun 180 degrees and there was a hole in the top of one of the pistons 8O 8O 8O

That reminds me of a time when i was mowing the lawn in Wagga when i was at uni. I was mowing away happily when a lound explosion occured and the mower stopped. I walked around scratching my head for a few minutes, pulled the cord a few times and nothing. I went into the shed to get the spark plug spanner to pull that out and see if something had gone wrong in the combustion chamber. When i crouched down the spark plug was gone. It had shot of the side of the block and vapourised. To this day i have no idea where it went, i searched the entire yard and nothing. I went out and bought a new spark plug and away it went. Matt