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[cuppabillytea]

Tell someone you love them today because life is short. But yell it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing.

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Ich lieber dich. or something like that.

[bob10]

I can tell you when this started. One dark and stormy night, Solihull announced there would be no more Defenders. Since then, almost like a virus, attitudes changed. A sense of humour was seen as an attack on the status quo, long submerged prejudices' bubbled to the surface, and, well, AULRO morphed into a Toyota forum.


There is but one way to make this right. Selected MODS [ you know who you are] must gather around a cauldron, and utter this chant, Bob


Witches' Chant (from Macbeth)

1st Witch:
Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.

2nd Witch:
Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd.

3rd Witch
Harpier cries:?'tis time! 'tis time!

1st Witch:
Round about the cauldron go:
In the poisoned entrails throw.
Toad, that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Sweated venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first in the charmed pot.

All:
Double,double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

2nd Witch:
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blindworm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing.
For charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

All:
Double,double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and couldron bubble.

3rd Witch:
Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
Witch's mummy, maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark,
Root of hemlock digg'd in the dark,
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat; and slips of yew
Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,-
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For ingredients of our cauldron.

All:
Double,double toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

2nd Witch:
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

[cuppabillytea]

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You might be.ectopic.

[Homestar]

Okay, okay, I admit it.
I also own a Mitsubishi.
Its a Mitsy.....

Ah, thats better
Thank you.

Is that a bit like 'Hi, my name is Discovery39 and I have a Mitsy problem'

Everyone replies 'Hi Discovery39'

How do you 'get clean' from that problem...?

[Blknight.aus]

Topix is the system that landrover uses to release maintenance instructions and it's a homonym for topics a collective noun meaning more than one subject.
The system handles multiple repairs which makes an individual task a topic.

as Im not authorised on the system any technical advice I give is off topic.

[korg20000bc]

it's a homonym

Jeez,what is it with you and the gay agenda?

[incisor]

Road Trip!

in what?

[jx2mad]

anything reliable, if there is actually anything reliable

[discovery39]

Is that a bit like 'Hi, my name is Discovery39 and I have a Mitsy problem'

Everyone replies 'Hi Discovery39'

How do you 'get clean' from that problem...?

Well, its taken a lot of secret Mitsy club meetings. We always go out under the cover of darkness.......secret envelopes pass hands, and secret trips are conducted.
I got caught out one night when I revealed my other secret love......
Discoveries.
Things have never been the same.