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In other important news, research says eating coffee grounds may lower obesity and blood pressure. Excellent!
Research finds coffee grounds put in food may help cut waistlines
Eating used coffee grounds may help cut waistlines, researchers say - ABC News
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Originally Posted by scarry
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They seem to grow like weeds at our place
Thats not surprising yer know, it is the infamous Pink Faced Orchid weed usually controlled by Glyphosate & if not controlled, the Ag. Dept can hit you with a fine of some hundreds of thousands. Plant stock stolen from The Brizzy Botanical Gardens in 2015. A bloke with a big beach hat & mad on Fishing was seen purloining stock probably for Domestic Use.
Just kiddin'.
The internet thinks I'm rich today, as the Aulro ad banner has offered me the opportunity to buy a McLaren sports/super car on the Gold Coast and an amphibious boat to get out to my (super) yacht!
McLaren Gold Coast | New GT
Amphibious Boat - ASIS Amphibious - 4WD ASIS Amphibious Craft
A shame it probably originated in deepest darkest Effrica.[bigsad]
Go for it if you are not concerned about some person cleaning out your bank account & Jolly good luck to you.
:rulez: Images please.[bigrolf]
In Austria, farting is a 500 Euro offence.
Austrian police defend decision to fine man after 'provocative' fart
Austrian police defend decision to fine man after 'provocative' fart | World news | The Guardian
What in the hell is a provocative fart when it is at home?
Is it one where one drops their Daks & you face your arse toward the soon to be offended person & let 'er rip?
Look, while the 'Provo Fart' may be of use in a particular situation, I still think the most useful of the flatulence family, as identified by Professor George Carlin in the 70s, is the 'One Cheek Sneak', always produced whilst in a seated position, with a subtle inclination of the body and a complete look of nonchalance on one's face.
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That is fine if one's arse crack & cheeks aren't sweaty otherwise you may get a Vibrating Two Cheek Sneak. A dead giveaway at lunch tables & Restaurants. This one will have you giving a Grimace rather than a calm look of nonchalance, so be careful with that one.
Definitely a nose turner upper & rates a solid Glare of Contempt from the Hostess or Maitre D'.
The other problem with the VTCS is if you cannot tilt one's body far enough & have to lift the arse up a bit you deffo run the risk of ****ting your Breeks over trhe Dining Room furniture.
Not as inconvenient as some might think as you can comfortably wipe your arse on the Linen Tablecloth & if you didn't enjoy the meal then that is a Plus as you won't be asked to come again, & it is a win win finale.
So I am informed.[bigrolf]
Great to see six of our Navy ships off for some significant exercise.
Bloody Hell! The whole Fleet is at sea.
Time for some warm jolly japes in the Tropics is it?