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[DiscoMick]

I want one.
Also, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, assuming that a woodchuck would want to chuck wood, since, although I wouldn't claim to be an expert on woodchucks, them being Yankee varmints and all, or on their wood, what I would suspect is your typical woodchuck, rather than wanting to chuck wood, would want to keep his wood close to his furry little chest, and would be quite peeved at anyone who would chuck his wood, as he would prefer it if his wood would not be chucked around the woods, but would want his wood reserved for his woody woodheap, where we would assume his wood wouldn't be worried by woodworm, wouldn't we?
Gawd, thank God it's Friday. 😟

[Saitch]

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That did not take long to find in your collection

[Fifth Columnist]

While walking down a road near to where I live, a man approached me and asked me if I would like a sofa and two armchairs for free.
I said I was sorry but no thanks, as my parents always told me not to accept suites from strangers.

[carlschmid2002]

I bought a new motorbike today. Moto Guzzi Australia It's been a while since I have owned a road bike. I pick it up next weekend in Ringwood.

[DiscoMick]

Read today that Top Gear once wanted to put a dwarf in a suitcase and send it through an airport scanner to test if the operator was awake, but the BBC's safety people canned the idea.

[Chops]

I bought a new motorbike today. Moto Guzzi Australia It's been a while since I have owned a road bike. I pick it up next weekend in Ringwood.

ohhhhh,, nice

[cuppabillytea]

I bought a new motorbike today. Moto Guzzi Australia It's been a while since I have owned a road bike. I pick it up next weekend in Ringwood.

I had a Moto Guzzi 850 Le Mans Mk II. Pranged it pretty thoroughly on the way home from transferring Rego at the RTA. I destroyed all the fibreglass and the from end.
I put Marzocchi Goldline 40mm Forks in Ducati 860 triple clamps on it, a Stucchi replica fairing and rear-set pegs. Threw out the timing chain and installed square cut alloy gears, so it sang like a Siren, and a Staintune 2 into 1 Exhaust.
Every ride was a feel good moment.

[cuppabillytea]

I want one.
Also, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, assuming that a woodchuck would want to chuck wood, since, although I wouldn't claim to be an expert on woodchucks, them being Yankee varmints and all, or on their wood, what I would suspect is your typical woodchuck, rather than wanting to chuck wood, would want to keep his wood close to his furry little chest, and would be quite peeved at anyone who would chuck his wood, as he would prefer it if his wood would not be chucked around the woods, but would want his wood reserved for his woody woodheap, where we would assume his wood wouldn't be worried by woodworm, wouldn't we?
Gawd, thank God it's Friday. 😟

That was marvellous. Now let's see what you can do with the Pheasant Plucker verse.

[Dark61]

I just searched for Super Cheat Auto on Google and Up came "Scabies".
I might get some Calomine lotion just in case.
cheers,
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