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[Mick_Marsh]

Yesterday morning, I saw a chicken crossing the road. No, I didn't ask.
Next doors are away. Their chooks have escaped. One is nesting in my garden near the front door. It laid me an egg yesterday and one today. I assume they'll wander around the garden eating bugs.

[V8Ian]

Yesterday morning, I saw a chicken crossing the road. No, I didn't ask.
Next doors are away. Their chooks have escaped. One is nesting in my garden near the front door. It laid me an egg yesterday and one today. I assume they'll wander around the garden eating bugs.

They're waiting for you to pluck'n'eat them.
I have 8,976 waiting for the same fate.

[Mick_Marsh]

They're waiting for you to pluck'n'eat them.
I have 8,976 waiting for the same fate.

I'd be much happier if they debug the garden.
Mind you, I'm not too happy about the chook ****. Not nice when stepped on. They have no care. It's all over the paths and lawn.

[V8Ian]

Mine do the same all over the trailers.

[scarry]

No problems here,the Springer sorts them out.

Even those bloody brush turkeys,that make a great mess building a big mound out of my garden don't last long.

[DiscoMick]

Chook **** is great for the garden, but they scatter the mulch all over the place.

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[Mick_Marsh]

So, how do you train chooks to crap in the garden?
Ian's suggestion is sounding tasty.

[LandyAndy]

Well Mick.
You are the first one Ive heard whingeing about Easter Eggs being out too early this year
Andrew

[LandyAndy]

They're waiting for you to pluck'n'eat them.
I have 8,976 waiting for the same fate.

So have you given up naming them yet?????
Andrew

[Mick_Marsh]

Well Mick.
You are the first one Ive heard whingeing about Easter Eggs being out too early this year
Andrew

It ain't the eggs I'm whingeing about.
The Princess don't crap on the concrete.

Oh, that's a point, she's spooked. She knows it's a bird I think but she's not seen a bird that big before.