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[V8Ian]

Don't ever get a colonoscopy.

If you do, make sure the endoscopy is done first.

[V8Ian]

What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?

























The taste.

[scarry]

I feel your pain. I've been there, too...

Me too not long ago,but it was the remains of a hare....

[scarry]

I was having a particularly bodacious night on the white russians with some acquaintances (the dude abides), and the topic of urinating in the shower came up.
"Gross!" thought I. "Surely this is the act of a scoundrel and a rogue!"
According to the internet, I, as a non-shower urinator, may be part of the minority.

The supposed arguments for are:

• Saves water- significant amounts apparently
• Allows multitasking (I trust these people don't pee and brush their teeth in there as well!)
• Apparently more hygenic than using the toilet (What the heck?!)

The arguments against are:

• It's gross
• Don't be a grub
• No one likes to bathe in the steamy miasma of their own excrement
• It's still gross, and don't be a grub.

Is the ritual peeing in the shower as common as I'm led to believe?!

We had the grandson over last weekend,and he got covered in mud , don't ask

So i put him in the shower and the first thing he does is have a pee.

I say you shouldn't do that.

Well looks like i am completely wrong cos 'at home i am allowed to do it'... he informed me.

[DiscoMick]

In our flash new septic system at Maleny it all ends up in the same place anyway. The grey water flushes the system.

[Saitch]

C'mon Mick, you're just takin' the **** out of us, ay?

[Tins]

Don't ever get a colonoscopy.

Or a gastroscopy, on the same day.

[Tins]

People DRINK urine. I'll bet you would, if the need arose. Have you ever explored all the stuff that your body excretes naturally, every day? Your skin is the biggest organ in your body, and it excretes all the time. You sleep in it. When you shower, do you think about the faeces that was in your bum? Don't tell me that you think you wiped it all away, cos you didn't. There are many species that use urine as a lubricant on things like ears.

I am astonished that you even care. You pee less than .5 of a litre, and your shower is far more, so what's the problem, particularly when it's an entirely natural, and vital, process?

Sigh, the young.

[Toxic_Avenger]

My own is not the problem. It's everybody else's that grosses me out. And for that reason I don't.

Now, with that on the table,
Would you drink somebody else's urine?. I know I sure as heck wouldn't.

[Gordie]

If you are a half decent shot...you can just aim it directly at the drain hole...