Poop stinks
Jelly wobbles
There's no bones in tripe
Eggs don't bounce
Steamrollers don't roll steam
Takes a big budgie to impregnate an emu
Black cows give white milk
You can't hang mince on a meathook
If you need to contact me please email homestarrunnerau@gmail.com - thanks - Gav.
Poop stinks
Jelly wobbles
There's no bones in tripe
Eggs don't bounce
Steamrollers don't roll steam
Takes a big budgie to impregnate an emu
Black cows give white milk
You can't hang mince on a meathook
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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1999 Disco TD5 ("Bluey")
1996 Disco 300 TDi ("Slo-Mo")
1995 P38A 4.6 HSE ("The Limo")
1966 No 5 Trailer (ARN 173 075) soon to be camper
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Terminus is the God of Land Surveying
Trees grow instantaneously when you're reversing your Land Rover.
Don't take a laxative and sleeping pill together.
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
In the 1970's, Bus Drivers in South Africa were paid a bonus if they refrained from beating up their passengers.
cheers,
D
1957 88 Petrol (Chumlee)
1960 88 Petrol (Darwin)
1975 88 Diesel (Mutley)
I'd forego the bonus.
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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