Thread: Trivia and other useless but interesting items

Originally Posted by 4bee

So I am told.

You sure someone just told you?
The memory does seem to disappear with age.

Originally Posted by scarry

You sure someone just told you?
The memory does seem to disappear with age.

Told me what?

Hi,
their northern cousins, the Scotts, wear kilts.
Sheep can hear zippers a mile away.
Cheers

Originally Posted by 4bee

Kiwis aren't dopey you know. They have followed the Welsh tradition of placing the hind legs of Ewes into the Wellies alongside one's feet to stop the bugger hightailing it. Seems to work ok.
So I am told.

I note that you specify ewes .

Originally Posted by ramblingboy42

I note that you specify ewes .

Of course, Ponsonby is not queer you know. Just remembered there was joke about sheep shagging which included Ponsonby. Something like......

Two Welsh Farmers met up in a Pub.....

"I caught Ponsonby shagging a sheep today."

"Was it a ewe?"

"Of course, Ponsonby isn't queer you know".


Back in the '50s it was quite funny for a School boy. Even today it brings a smile to my face. A bit like Ponsonby's Ewe I suppose.




Not a very Welsh sounding name is i?

Originally Posted by 4bee

Of course, he's not queer you know.

What's the difference between kinky and erotic?
Erotic is when you use a feather.
Kinky is when you use the whole chook.

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

This is a ripper I think. The Swedish city of Lund is to spread chicken manure in its central park in an effort to deter crowds gathering for a festival.

I was paid to clean out some a BIG chook shed as a kid. The memory brings tears to my eyes just remembering. Driving the Ferguson beside the road was fun. I wonder if the police/worksafe and more would crucify a 12 year old for this now? Assume so. Gosh I was lucky.

Swedish city to use chicken manure to deter crowds - BBC News

Not many people know this sort of job is what led to the invention of the "Bobcat" skid steer laoder "

– the famed Bobcat brand traces its roots to a three-wheeled, lever-steered, miniloader designed to clean out turkey barns –" The Skid-Steer Loader: A Utility Machine Fit for the Farm

Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

Not many people know this sort of job is what led to the invention of the "Bobcat" skid steer laoder "

– the famed Bobcat brand traces its roots to a three-wheeled, lever-steered, miniloader designed to clean out turkey barns –" The Skid-Steer Loader: A Utility Machine Fit for the Farm

Love to have had one. Me backing the fergie in with the bucket on the back missing all the posts holding the roof up would not pass muster in today's OH&S world