Thread: Trivia and other useless but interesting items

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Nah, age handicap.

Have I got that to come? Bugger! Running around with some young sheilas in a vat of soon to be Red plonk, I could do that.

Actually he does bear a very close resemblance to the Actor who plays "Judge John Deed" whatever his name is.

Edit.
His nom M.Abeille, is Martin Shaw [basil Fawlty on]Coooooooorrrr![basil fawlty off] Smacks head.

Originally Posted by scarry

I hope they all washed themselves well from the waist down before they started that.

Are you the **** Police Paul?

Originally Posted by scarry

I hope they all washed themselves well from the waist down before they started that.

No washing just leads to longer fermentation times, as the foot fungus kick starts the whole process.

Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

No washing just leads to longer fermentation times, as the foot fungus kick starts the whole process.

So there speaks a Wine Scientist.


We really do need a Vomit Smiley although an "unsmiley" might be a better name.

Take your pick, Des.

vomiting emoji - Google Search

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Take your pick, Des.

vomiting emoji - Google Search

The choice is yours, Chief. Assuming you are quite serious


But why are they all green, I've never had a green one yet, yellow, multi & even black but that was a Special job that one, terminating in 6 weeks in the olde RAH. I think the Ambos ****ed up & incorrectly diagnosed it but not being in a position to argue the toss, as well as not being Medically Qualified to even apply a Band Aid I succumbed & was carted off..


Final analysis was Community Acquired Pnuemonia but what the connection was between a good/bad chuckup & C.A.P was never explained. Still, I lived to tell the tale so lucky old you eh?


Future Question. "Bee Mate, what was your claim to fame on AULRO amongst all your fascinating topics & discussions"?


"Oh, that would have to be choosing a Vomiting Emoji. Yep deffo that".

Questioner slinks off muttering, "Yeah right ****wit"

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Take your pick, Des.

vomiting emoji - Google Search

Should be carrot chunks.

On of the great mysteries in life is why you regurg them when none have been eaten for weeks.

Used to notice this about 40 years ago after I was trying to drink the last half inch of a flagon of riesling at a party.

DL

Originally Posted by 350RRC

Should be carrot chunks.

On of the great mysteries in life is why you regurg them when none have been eaten for weeks.

Used to notice this about 40 years ago after I was trying to drink the last half inch of a flagon of riesling at a party.

DL

On the subject of spew, years ago we went camping in the mountains one New Years Eve and the caravan park put on a party, the next morning my mate's girlfriend woke him up and told him he'd had too much to drink and had thrown up in their tent and he'd have to clean it up. When he started cleaning he noticed it had chicken in it which he hadn't eaten the night before, turned out it was actually her and she'd tried to trick him into cleaning!