You're all wrong, it's called Windsor Sausage, probably after that Pommie Sheila with the corgis.
Don't get me started on what defines a 'scallop' ( hint, it does NOT contain potato). Or what a dim sim contains ( I won't eat either version ). Bloody fish seem to change their name in about 30K increments, and can't possibly be the same thing once a border is crossed,,,,,,,,,, well, when that was permissable.
WA will secede. Love to see how you lot get on then. Lotsa sand, blue swimmer crabs, marron you aren't allowed to catch, ordinary wine to say the least, crap beer, and a few holes in the ground that will pretty soon be owned by a country I cannot mention. Oh, and beaches that are impossible to use because, a, you get swept 150 metres from your starting point, and b, at the end of that swim there'll be a great white. Sounds like fun.
TIC, obviously.
Pretty harsh there Tins
The sand is great, for building sand castles, taking up the excess room in your boots and getting stuck in your crack🤣
The crabs are a good feed if you don’t mind catching a dozen or so, cracking open there skinny claws and scooping the **** out of there heads
We are allowed to catch marron, season starts in 3 days and goes for a whole month, don’t get caught with undersized or too many as you’ll have to rob a bank to pay the fine[emoji1531]
The abundance of, how did you put it “ordinary wine”, is cheap enough and does the job of getting one, how should I say “****faced on a budget”🤪
How can you call our beer crap, it’s made in the Far East, everything from over that way is better isn’t it[emoji12] Still made to the same recipe so tastes the same cold or hot, good beer[emoji1531]
As Trout1105 says, these holes are what keeps this country going, and it doesn’t matter who owns them, the rest of the country has been sold out anyways 🤭
Who doesn’t love going down to the beach, jumping in the water and letting the current gently drift you down the beach (by the way we have plenty of sandy beaches over here) then when you’re all relaxed you get a bit of exercise by swimming like **** to get away from a shark, yeah you might lose a limb or two, but think of it as weight loss and a holiday in our great hospital system 🤣🤣🤣
Fun to be had by all by the sound of it[emoji481][emoji481]