Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

[V8Ian]

Like we in SA call it Fritz, or sometimes Bung Fritz, Vics call it German Sausage/Devon, or they did back in the days of yore. Probably some high highfalutin' name they have nowadays like Luncheon Roll.

You're all wrong, it's called Windsor Sausage, probably after that Pommie Sheila with the corgis.

[Gav 110]

Like we in SA call it Fritz, or sometimes Bung Fritz, Vics call it German Sausage/Devon, or they did back in the days of yore. Probably some high highfalutin' name they have nowadays like Luncheon Roll.

You forgot the WA (way ahead) version
POLONY 🤪🤪🤪

[Tins]

I just looked at a few site that sell batteries in Australia. Some called them posts and some called them terminals.

I wonder if it is a state based difference. A bit like being surprised that my cousin in Sydney wore cossies to go swimming while all of us on the North Coast wore togs.

Don't get me started on what defines a 'scallop' ( hint, it does NOT contain potato). Or what a dim sim contains ( I won't eat either version ). Bloody fish seem to change their name in about 30K increments, and can't possibly be the same thing once a border is crossed,,,,,,,,,, well, when that was permissable.

[Tins]

You forgot the WA (way ahead) version
POLONY 🤪🤪🤪

WA will secede. Love to see how you lot get on then. Lotsa sand, blue swimmer crabs, marron you aren't allowed to catch, ordinary wine to say the least, crap beer, and a few holes in the ground that will pretty soon be owned by a country I cannot mention. Oh, and beaches that are impossible to use because, a, you get swept 150 metres from your starting point, and b, at the end of that swim there'll be a great white. Sounds like fun.

TIC, obviously.

[RANDLOVER]

You forgot the WA (way ahead) version
POLONY 🤪🤪🤪

Or the American version "Baloney" and the technical term "MRM aka Mechanically Recovered Meat".

[Gav 110]

WA will secede. Love to see how you lot get on then. Lotsa sand, blue swimmer crabs, marron you aren't allowed to catch, ordinary wine to say the least, crap beer, and a few holes in the ground that will pretty soon be owned by a country I cannot mention. Oh, and beaches that are impossible to use because, a, you get swept 150 metres from your starting point, and b, at the end of that swim there'll be a great white. Sounds like fun.

TIC, obviously.

Pretty harsh there Tins

The sand is great, for building sand castles, taking up the excess room in your boots and getting stuck in your crack🤣
The crabs are a good feed if you don’t mind catching a dozen or so, cracking open there skinny claws and scooping the **** out of there heads
We are allowed to catch marron, season starts in 3 days and goes for a whole month, don’t get caught with undersized or too many as you’ll have to rob a bank to pay the fine
The abundance of, how did you put it “ordinary wine”, is cheap enough and does the job of getting one, how should I say “****faced on a budget”🤪
How can you call our beer crap, it’s made in the Far East, everything from over that way is better isn’t it Still made to the same recipe so tastes the same cold or hot, good beer
As Trout1105 says, these holes are what keeps this country going, and it doesn’t matter who owns them, the rest of the country has been sold out anyways 🤭
Who doesn’t love going down to the beach, jumping in the water and letting the current gently drift you down the beach (by the way we have plenty of sandy beaches over here) then when you’re all relaxed you get a bit of exercise by swimming like **** to get away from a shark, yeah you might lose a limb or two, but think of it as weight loss and a holiday in our great hospital system 🤣🤣🤣

Fun to be had by all by the sound of it

[Gav 110]

Or the American version "Baloney" and the technical term "MRM aka Mechanically Recovered Meat".

Isn’t “baloney” a term for speaking bull****, if it is what the yanks eat it’s no wonder that’s what they dribble🤣🤣
“MRN” the seafood version would have to be “crab sticks”, poultry version “chicken nuggets”

[RANDLOVER]

Isn’t “baloney” a term for speaking bull****, if it is what the yanks eat it’s no wonder that’s what they dribble🤣🤣
“MRN” the seafood version would have to be “crab sticks”, poultry version “chicken nuggets”

Yes baloney is also a US term for BS, and I actually used to use it as a mnemonic, for remembering someone's name that I used to work with occasionally as in " Tony Baloney".

[350RRC]

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“MRN” the seafood version would have to be “crab sticks”, ................

Otherwise known as seafood 'extender', 'surimi', 'craystick' & seafood 'highlighter'.

Made from pulped cheap fish flesh then moulded, sometimes with colour highlighter, to be sold as whatever.

Does not contain tripe, despite the rumour.

DL

[Gav 110]

Otherwise known as seafood 'extender', 'surimi', 'craystick' & seafood 'highlighter'.

Made from pulped cheap fish flesh then moulded, sometimes with colour highlighter, to be sold as whatever.

Does not contain tripe, despite the rumour.

DL

I was always told “floor sweepings”🤪