Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

[NavyDiver]

Vaccines add 5G reception- nope. My wireless is still slow
It rots our brains. not really- that assumes I had one in the first place

It will put airlines out of the sky- Really ?

"The chief executives of major passenger and cargo carriers in the United States on Monday warned of an impending “catastrophic” aviation crisis on Wednesday when AT&T and Verizon are set to deploy new 5G service he airlines warned the new C-Band 5G service could potentially make a significant number of wide-body aircraft unusable and “could potentially strand tens of thousands of Americans overseas.”" On aljazeera news site and forbes

[4bee]

Vaccines add 5G reception- nope. My wireless is still slow
It rots our brains. not really- that assumes I had one in the first place

It will put airlines out of the sky- Really ?

"The chief executives of major passenger and cargo carriers in the United States on Monday warned of an impending “catastrophic” aviation crisis on Wednesday when AT&T and Verizon are set to deploy new 5G service he airlines warned the new C-Band 5G service could potentially make a significant number of wide-body aircraft unusable and “could potentially strand tens of thousands of Americans overseas.”" On aljazeera news site and forbes

This is in the same league as the "new" Digital Power Meters that were alleged to blow up in the meter box & burn your house down as well as some other ****.

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[NavyDiver]

Should passangers be worried John? I got 2 AZ, 2Novax ( Drug trial) and a pfizer booster Will the planes flying over my head crash I mean!

[4bee]

Should passangers be worried John? I got 2 AZ, 2Novax ( Drug trial) and a pfizer booster Will the planes flying over my head crash I mean!

The only way you will know that is to Suck it & See. Easy to tell though, if an A380 beats you to the next set of Traffic Lights your are in deep do da.

It also will depend how far your nut is sticking out of your Sunroof whether it collides or not.


In both instances 1G will also give you the same results


Hope this helps.

[V8Ian]

Wear a red cap, James, the planes will think you're a navigation beacon and fly on by.

[4bee]

Should passangers be worried John? I got 2 AZ, 2Novax ( Drug trial) and a pfizer booster Will the planes flying over my head crash I mean!

BTW, if a crash does occur J2 may tell you you should have had some Vit D in that lot for a perfect result. Right J2?

[4bee]

Wear a red cap, James, the planes will think you're a navigation beacon and fly on by.

Especially if he is wearing an Omni Directional Beacon.

Of course, the other reason they may or may not crash is if you are standing on a roadkill Indian Elephant in Australia on the left leg with your right thumb in your left lughole while facing ENE while dialing out. Other than that you may or may not be safe from such miss-adventurous behaviour.


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[Tins]

3131059[/URL]]Should passangers be worried John? I got 2 AZ, 2Novax ( Drug trial) and a pfizer booster Will the planes flying over my head crash I mean!

You’ll be fine against Airbus but you’ll need a booster or two for the 737 MAX.