Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

[NavyDiver]

Does JK Rowling's breathing technique cure the coronavirus? No, it could help spread it "Please watch this doc from Queens Hospital explain how to relieve respiratory symptoms. For last 2 weeks I've had all symptoms of C19 (tho haven't been tested) & did this on doc husband's advice. I'm fully recovered & technique helped a lot"

Lost her wand with this one

Actor Woody Harrelson and singer Keri Hilson have both shared content with fans suggesting a link between 5G and COVID-19.

The Ruby Princes is 5g central How people can come up with this crap is impressive

Please excuse my opinion if you are one of the "Facebook group Stop5G Australia (with more than 31,700 members) has various posts linking the disease’s spread to 5G technology."

[V8Ian]

It's hard to beat a good conspiracy theory James, unfortunately your links do not fall into the category described with my adjective.

[Saitch]

This is up there with the best.

Over the last few months I have built a rather large pile of old trees, branches, shrubs etc. with which to do a burn off.
There I was, happily throwing more and more combustibles into the inferno when I found out that my dear wife had decided to prune our native Finger Lime and deposit the pruned branches in my stockpile. Also, to add more lacerations, there were several Pandanus palm fronds strategically positioned for me to grab.

Death by blood loss came to mind. No need to worry about syringe punctures between the toes, I tell you!

[NavyDiver]

Are you sure your wife is not looking for insurance payout If you find oleander or similar in the pile next time run

[sashadidi]

I like this story ..
https://mobile.twitter.com/sTeamTrae...15485381447681
Since 5G is trending (in my head), an anecode that was told to me when I visited the operations centre of a large French mobile phone operator a few years ago.

I asked one of the engineers who worked on mast deployment if they got a lot of opposition.
"Oh yes", he said. "For example, the best place to site a mast in many villages is on the school roof. It actually minimises the amount of radiation hitting the school roof, because there's a blind spot underneath it, but everyone objects."
"So the mayor comes and says, 'Why not put the mast by the water tower, that's nice and high', so we do that."

"Then everyone who can see the water tower calls the mayor and says they have headaches and they're definitely going to get cancer".
"The mayor calls a town meeting and everyone shouts at us and tells us how bad their headaches are. And the mayor demands to know what we're going to do to make the headaches stop. And we say, well, we haven't switched the mast on yet".
It takes quite a while after erecting the mast for it to be operational.)

"And the meeting ends, people go back home, their headaches stop, and we switch the mast on, and everyone is happy except if they're in a bad reception area and they ask us to turn up the power
And then two years later we go to deploy a new generation, and the same people start getting headaches before we've installed it, and we go round it again".

So everyone has been killed about 7 times over by mobile phone masts already. That or the brain tumours that they were going to get from holding their phones too close to their heads for 10 minutes a day.

This was about 10 years ago. This guy had been through this 3 or 4 times in some places. Meanwhile, tens of thousands of people have killed or injured themselves or others by phoning or texting while driving, but for some reason the same people who think that telcos are out to give them cancer also think they can drive with one hand and half their brain.
BTW, telco executives and engineers live in areas with 5G reception like everyone else, just as pharma executives die from cancer even though their companies are apparently hiding a $5 cure. Maybe those execs and engineers are prepared to die for the shareholders.

[NavyDiver]

It's hard to beat a good conspiracy theory James, unfortunately your links do not fall into the category described with my adjective.

This may work for you then Ian

Well, before she was banned from Twitter for posting a picture of herself and two other men giving a Nazi salute, Tequila was one of the most prominent Flat Earthers out there — she briefly enjoyed a moment in the spotlight when one very passionate rant went viral. Of course, she also believes that she’s a clone — or a robot — and yeah, there’s the whole Nazi thing as well, so maybe take her ideas with a grain of salt.

Just the name screams WFT Tila Tequila,
She gets better with "Her bisexual-themed dating show, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila (2007), aired for two seasons and became MTV's second highest-rated series premiere of that year."
Not sure if I can find the time to watch that show

Flat Earth: Celebrities Who Think the World Is Flat | PEOPLE.com

Tia Wikki is very entertaining. Cybre Girl for playboy I also missed. She is not a drunk- alergies to Tequila Nick name.

I have an self induced allergy to the thought of Tequila which may be trivial. In LA on a warship in the 80s. Snuck down to Mexico with 4 mates. One ****ed brought a few hundred tourist trap tiny bottles of Tequila with worms in them. The US boarder guards would not let us in to the US with them. They allowed us to pull over and drink it all. I turned 18 a few days later and still felt seedy

[p38arover]

MSNBC raised the possibility that Trump will make money out the malaria drug they are trialling with COVID-19

MSNBC's Mika Brzezinski suspects 'financial tie' has Trump pushing anti-malaria drug

[superquag]

I like this story ..
https://mobile.twitter.com/sTeamTrae...15485381447681
Since 5G is trending (in my head), an anecode that was told to me when I visited the operations centre of a large French mobile phone operator a few years ago.

I asked one of the engineers who worked on mast deployment if they got a lot of opposition.
"Oh yes", he said. "For example, the best place to site a mast in many villages is on the school roof. It actually minimises the amount of radiation hitting the school roof, because there's a blind spot underneath it, but everyone objects."
"So the mayor comes and says, 'Why not put the mast by the water tower, that's nice and high', so we do that."

"Then everyone who can see the water tower calls the mayor and says they have headaches and they're definitely going to get cancer".
"The mayor calls a town meeting and everyone shouts at us and tells us how bad their headaches are. And the mayor demands to know what we're going to do to make the headaches stop. And we say, well, we haven't switched the mast on yet".
It takes quite a while after erecting the mast for it to be operational.)

"And the meeting ends, people go back home, their headaches stop, and we switch the mast on, and everyone is happy except if they're in a bad reception area and they ask us to turn up the power
And then two years later we go to deploy a new generation, and the same people start getting headaches before we've installed it, and we go round it again".

Those of us with Very white, thinning (or any) hair will recall this was standard advice for Ham Radio Operators who wanted to erect a tower with antennas or especially a Yagi
- Do a letter drop to all the streets around, asking them to document times/types of 'Radio Interference'..... collect answers and do another informing them all issues have been passed on to the relevant authorities, along with the advice that you'll be STARTING to transmit in a week or so.....

[superquag]

There's a dearth of 'Conspiracy' Theories around COVID-19, so here' a start in attempting to rectify the situation...

COVID Italy update: dispelling the pandemic illusion << Jon Rappoport's Blog

As always, the most entertaining stuff is in the readers comments,... in this case, around half way down is where you need the popcorn.

For example:-

".....Protestant says:
April 9, 2020 at 6:16 pm
The weird thing is that ordinary people all over the USA have noticed often unmarked white vans busy installing huge 5G towers and wiring up schools & street lights during the coronahoax lockdown, and the vans are often protected by police vehicles. Others have noticed it here in the UK as well.

It seems that the lockdown is just a cover to allow them to install 5G everywhere. Wuhan was the epicentre of 5G, with more than 100,000 5G towers and installations in the city, switched on just before the coronahoax outbreak, as Jon Rappaport pointed out.

Here’s how veteran Stephen Luke explained it: “When they tune the 5G in to 60GHz it causes the rotation of the electrons around the oxygen molecule to spin. This inhibits the ability of haemoglobin in your blood to properly uptake these oxygen molecules, and this then leads to suffocation.”

Nouveau Druid says:
April 10, 2020 at 2:21 pm
I’ve been seeing vans, pickup trucks, and SUVs of all types mysteriously pulled onto the side of the roads, too. Until today I didn’t think to look up onto the utility pole for the telltale apparatus. There are also police with vehicles that are not apparently involved in accidents. Today in my rounds after work I will be looking for the towers and the new equipment. My question for you is: why do you think the powers are installing 5G when it kills? Wouldn’t there be other, quicker, sneakier, ways? I’m fairly new to this so bear with me...."

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So, anyone noticed anything similar or odd, out there ? - Not that anyone here would dare violate the tiniest part of our 6 - month lockdown...

[rick130]

There's a dearth of 'Conspiracy' Theories around COVID-19, so here' a start in attempting to rectify the situation...

COVID Italy update: dispelling the pandemic illusion << Jon Rappoport's Blog

As always, the most entertaining stuff is in the readers comments,... in this case, around half way down is where you need the popcorn.

For example:-

".....Protestant says:
April 9, 2020 at 6:16 pm
The weird thing is that ordinary people all over the USA have noticed often unmarked white vans busy installing huge 5G towers and wiring up schools & street lights during the coronahoax lockdown, and the vans are often protected by police vehicles. Others have noticed it here in the UK as well.

It seems that the lockdown is just a cover to allow them to install 5G everywhere. Wuhan was the epicentre of 5G, with more than 100,000 5G towers and installations in the city, switched on just before the coronahoax outbreak, as Jon Rappaport pointed out.

Here’s how veteran Stephen Luke explained it: “When they tune the 5G in to 60GHz it causes the rotation of the electrons around the oxygen molecule to spin. This inhibits the ability of haemoglobin in your blood to properly uptake these oxygen molecules, and this then leads to suffocation.”

Nouveau Druid says:
April 10, 2020 at 2:21 pm
I’ve been seeing vans, pickup trucks, and SUVs of all types mysteriously pulled onto the side of the roads, too. Until today I didn’t think to look up onto the utility pole for the telltale apparatus. There are also police with vehicles that are not apparently involved in accidents. Today in my rounds after work I will be looking for the towers and the new equipment. My question for you is: why do you think the powers are installing 5G when it kills? Wouldn’t there be other, quicker, sneakier, ways? I’m fairly new to this so bear with me...."

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So, anyone noticed anything similar or odd, out there ? - Not that anyone here would dare violate the tiniest part of our 6 - month lockdown...

OMG.

As I posted on the Corona thread.

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