Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

[V8Ian]

It's all well and good, you 'liking' Navy Diver's post Rick, you don't live in Queensland!

[JDNSW]

yep its all true Chem trails fit it perfectly




Are chemtrails being used to vaccinate Australians secretly against COVID-19? CheckMate investigates

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Just to point out, this conspiracy comes from taking the wording of a permit (standard wording, used for decades) to use a vaccine outside a research environment as meaning that the vaccine is intended to be spread by air. And thereby demonstrating that they have not a clue what they are talking about!

[NavyDiver]

Just to point out, this conspiracy comes from taking the wording of a permit (standard wording, used for decades) to use a vaccine outside a research environment as meaning that the vaccine is intended to be spread by air. And thereby demonstrating that they have not a clue what they are talking about!

Love that this is in this thread. Note you could put some of my other posts in here if you feel like it

[rick130]

It's all well and good, you 'liking' Navy Diver's post Rick, you don't live in Queensland!

And there's several reasons for that!

[Saitch]

And there's several reasons for that!

Ooooh! Conspiracy theory #1 :

[4bee]

yep its all true Chem trails fit it perfectly


So now we can expect to see Clear Glass Screens directly on the borders at least 100km in height so the CT only stays in Q? Sure?


Pull the other one it plays Auld Lang Syne. Made my day that, I mean what Glazier has the right gear or the inclination to do that little job let alone submit a quotation for it?



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****sakes!



Are chemtrails being used to vaccinate Australians secretly against COVID-19? CheckMate investigates

RMIT ABC Fact Check
Posted 3h ago3 hours ago, updated 1h ago
Are chemtrails being used to vaccinate Australians secretly against COVID-19? CheckMate investigates - ABC News


""NEXT LEVEL AUSTRALIA!!! WE KNEW IT WAS COMING … BUT VACCINATION VIA AIR IS HERE!" a post accompanying the link reads.
"Australia Have Approved the License Application From Big Pharma Company PaxVax That Will Allow Them To Intentionally Release a GMO Vaxxine Consisting of Live Bacteria Into Queensland Skies, via the GEO-ENGINEERING program aka = Chemtrails."
Some variations of the claim also feature a video in which an unnamed man singles out a licence on the OGTR webpage relating to a COVID-19 vaccine.

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Give this one an award

So now we can expect to see Clear Glass Screens directly on the borders at least 100km in height so the CT only stays in Q? Sure?


Pull the other one it plays Auld Lang Syne. Made my day that, I mean what Glazier has the right gear or the inclination to do that little job let alone submit a quotation for it?
****sakes!

EDIT. Just noticed a small problem with my suggestion, as good as it is. Can a B737 fly at an altitude of at least 100KM?



If not, Tourism will be badly affected

OOPS. A rethink is badly needed.

[RANDLOVER]

So now we can expect to see Clear Glass Screens directly on the borders at least 100km in height so the CT only stays in Q? Sure?


Pull the other one it plays Auld Lang Syne. Made my day that, I mean what Glazier has the right gear or the inclination to do that little job let alone submit a quotation for it?
****sakes!

I also don't believe it, as how are they going to get the tracking microchips into everyone?

[Saitch]

I also don't believe it, as how are they going to get the tracking microchips into everyone?

Planted in Aldi, Coles, Woolies, Maccas, energy drinks and boutique brewery products, and Chai lattes on Almond from outdoor cafes, for the slickers.

Might be a bit difficult with country folk. Crop dusting, perhaps?

[Tins]

I also don't believe it, as how are they going to get the tracking microchips into everyone?

Easy. Booster shots. Which is kinda self defeating when you think about it.

[4bee]

I also don't believe it, as how are they going to get the tracking microchips into everyone?

Easy Peasy. Do you eat Fish & Chips? That is not salt that they sprinkle on. Mmmmmmmmmm

Microchips.



OOH good-oh