Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

[Tote]

Could the rumour be true that inside every ATM is an overworked hamster running on a treadmill?
Sounds unlikely, but you never know.

The one in Lightning Ridge always had resident redbacks inside but they did not contribute to its efficient operation (or to the comfort of the schmuck that had to fix it) A large can of fly spray emptied into it and a 5 minute wait usually did the trick.

Regards,
Tote

[DiscoMick]

Do hamsters cark it if hit with fly spray?

[Tote]

They're OK, you just have to be careful not to spray in their feed hopper next to the note cartridges.

Regards,
Tote

[4bee]

At 130 years old, he’s doing quite well for himself then.

Must be growing & eating all the right natural foods. There'd be no shortage of imported blood & bone.

The one in Lightning Ridge always had resident redbacks inside but they did not contribute to its efficient operation (or to the comfort of the schmuck that had to fix it) A large can of fly spray emptied into it and a 5 minute wait usually did the trick.

One wonders whether a can of spray shot inside is the cause of the problem making the Hamsters feet skid.

Solution. Fit a 4WD Hamster. Job done.

[AndyG]

'Climate Change' is being foisted upon the world by the UN (again...) and I strongly suspect there's a political / financial basis for it, probably 'wealth re-distribution'

this sounds like a conspiracy theory.......

Is it just a coincidence Al Gore is so wealthy

[AndyG]

I have irrefutable proof global warming is causing carbon dioxide levels to increase.

But, if i can sell a Billion Dollars of Global Cooling credits i can fix it.

My Nigerian Bank account is .............

[350RRC]

I have irrefutable proof global warming is causing carbon dioxide levels to increase.

But, if i can sell a Billion Dollars of Global Cooling credits i can fix it.

My Nigerian Bank account is .............

I tried but your account is encrypted in this thread to just dots.

DL

[4bee]

- I have irrefutable proof global warming is causing carbon dioxide levels to increase

Well, I would say certainly Blood Pressures are.

[4bee]

Is it just a coincidence Al Gore is so wealthy

He would need to be. He's the bloke that lectures the world on Climate Change & at Xmas time lights up his gaff (US Style) with 20million watts of electricity.


Hypocritical bastard!

[donh54]

Do hamsters cark it if hit with fly spray?

Only the flying ones!