Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

[Bigbjorn]

Most of us travel cattle class, with scores or hundreds of others, on one plane; not charter private jets, so he can state "I don't own my own jet."

I find it a bit lonely out on the river in the morning since Gough Whitlam died.

[V8Ian]

I find it a bit lonely out on the river in the morning since Gough Whitlam died.

Out in the Electorate?

[AndyG]

A private jet would be smaller than a commercial airliner and produce fewer emissions.
Anyway, it's the manufacturers who have to deal with that.

That makes as much sense as saying the sun is always shining in Australia, so we can have Solar 24 hours a day, oh wait ................

[DiscoMick]

I assumed people were smart enough to realise that, when discussing solar, we were talking about daytime, but apparently I was wrong to assume people could figure that out without me needing to state the bleeding obvious.

[Bigbjorn]

Out in the Electorate?

That was Tom Burns. I would often see him when I was having a stroll on Waterloo Bay.

[RANDLOVER]

I heard it on the "Lethal Weapon" TV show so it must be true, "Stevie Wonder is not really blind".

[NavyDiver]

This is to cool for school and true
"On the morning of December 4, 2016, Edgar Maddison Welch, a warehouse worker and a father of two from Salisbury, North Carolina, told his family that he had a few things to do; loaded an AR-15, a .38-calibre revolver, and a folding knife into his car; and headed for Washington, D.C. Welch’s intention, he later told police, was to “self-investigate” a plot featuring—in no particular order—Hillary Clinton, sex trafficking, satanic rituals, and pizza.
At around 3 P.M., Welch arrived at Comet Ping Pong, a restaurant in Chevy Chase, where, he believed, children were being held in a network of tunnels. He made his way to the kitchen, shot open a locked door, and discovered cooking utensils. In an interview from jail, a few days later, he acknowledged to the Times, “The intel on this wasn’t a hundred percent.” He’d found no captive children in the restaurant’s basement; in fact, as many accounts of the incident noted, Comet Ping Pong doesn’t even have a basement."

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Ok it could be a fake thread from a nutter with a range rover with pink fluffy seats

Or it could be true as Aunty even reported it

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[RANDLOVER]

Wearing an al-foil hat stops the aliens from using "Mind Control" on one. I'm wearing mine now, so they won't even know I've given away their secret! Pass it on.

[DiscoClax]

But put your tin lid on first!

[DiscoMick]

Holding onto a power pole with one hand and your mobile with the other hand improves the phone signal?