Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

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Oi you, who you callin' a pheasant? Medieval I may be but I do draw the line at Pheasant.

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I honestly brought a 5G modem for work (Comset) so sick of the NBN drop out diverting all my phones to my mobile. Now I am triple vaxed my 5g reception even with Vodaphone as improved significantly from non existent a year ago

As I added 2 extra Nova Vax/Flu Vax during my old buggers drug testing, 5G and messages from Bill Gates mind control should be no issue for me at all with or with out my Comset modem or even with my VODAphone service at work.

Note Alas gum tree and grass lands stuff the Voda phone coverage despite my vaccines Perhaps I should toss my non 5g phone and upgrade to allow my body to be the 5G transmitter?

You do realise the 5G Modems can irradiate an area the size of the Adelaide Oval Scoreboard on The Hill don't you?

Don't believe me? Just wait until the Test Series moves to Boxing Day & then you will notice all the lawn in the vicinity of the old Scoreboard has turned yellow or in some parts a brilliant Green.


I mean, what else could cause it?

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Nothing will improve Vodafone coverage......

Spot on Ian. They couldn't have given a flying **** when we had no coverage for weeks & yet still took our cash. Changed to Do Do & got instant coverage courtesy of the OPTUS Network.

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Spot on Ian.

Err, I'm not Ian. I hope...

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Err, I'm not Ian. I hope...

OH **** NOT AGAIN.

No? Well you may be & I only have your word for that as I have never met either of you Spencer.

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OH **** NOT AGAIN.

No? Well you may be & I only have your word for that as I have never met either of you Spencer.

I haven't met either of YOU either. Figments of my lurid imagination, probably.

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I haven't met either of YOU either. Figments of my lurid imagination, probably.

Lurid imagination or Liquid Imagination more like?

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3125594[/URL]]Lurid imagination or Liquid Imagination more like?

You choose.

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You choose.

Well since I haven't had the pleasure of your company yet & it now sounds like I never will so long as I have a hole in my arse, I'll plump for the latter.


Close?

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3125599[/URL]]Well since I haven't had the pleasure of your company yet & it now sounds like I never will so long as I have a hole in my arse, I'll plump for the latter.


Close?

Probably a good call. I’d like to meet you but my jab status will likely prevent it.