Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

[4bee]

So, are you saying you're a zombie??!!

I'm injured atm so haven't been to the gym to train or taught at the yoga studio for over 6 weeks but haven't had any shots either.
Does that mean I'm safe now?

[edit] that should've been, 'any shots in the last 10 months' I'd had 3 prior to that and steel only has a lingering affinity for me now

WTF! Rick you have changed, not only in appearance but seems you are now into Baking & Girly stuff.

I hope that is not the way all fridgies go as I can't imagine Paul knocking up a Chocolate Cake or any other for that matter.

As for me I can knock up a reasonable Damper.

[rick130]

WTF! Rick you have changed, not only in appearance but seems you are now into Baking & Girly stuff.

I hope that is not the way all fridgies go as I can't imagine Paul knocking up a Chocolate Cake or any other for that matter.

As for me I can knock up a reasonable Damper.

I think I have changed Des.
But I don't bake. Yet
Had near 10 weeks off work injured, (gotta love a bad back ) everytime I tried to do a few hours at work (office and site visits only) just put my recovery backwards, then at week 9 covid smashed me. Still recovering a few weeks later. But getting better by the day.

[sashadidi]

A old one but worth the repost....

Fyb13hSWIAISUgt.jpg

[4bee]

I think I have changed Des.
But I don't bake. Yet
Had near 10 weeks off work injured, (gotta love a bad back ) everytime I tried to do a few hours at work (office and site visits only) just put my recovery backwards, then at week 9 covid smashed me. Still recovering a few weeks later. But getting better by the day.

Nice to know you are still kickin'. Bad backs are bastard things, I recall sitting in the gutter outside of the specialist's rooms crying my eyes out with the pain while indoors fetched the car. A Revolver in my pocket would have been very tempting at the time. I know I know, bloody wus.


Fixed now ok it was a bit of tissue jammed in the moving bits of the spine.


Bloody Physio had me on The Rack, no kid, it was like one sees in the medieval flicks. I think he was trying to stretch me over my existing 6'. As it happened it could never have done the trick, Sturgeon made a 1" incision cleared it out & Bob's me uncle. Well he was until he kicked the bucket.

Great Nurse though, she could turn me over by juggling the bed sheets a bit & I didn't need to get out of bed. I wish I had learned that trick yonks ago as it could have been handy at times.

Apparently it occurred while shoveling rubble from an install incorrectly.

Instead of following through with the shovel & into the barrow I was stopping the forward action & going back so doing a twist. No not Chubby Checker style.


I hope you will be 100% soon & I can't send you a Shootin' Iron.

[Tins]

Nothing "girly" about baking. Best bread I've ever eaten is the stuff I bake myself, and I know what's in it. No machine though, proper kneading. Something cathartic about it.

[Tins]

Nothing "girly" about baking. Best bread I've ever eaten is the stuff I bake myself, and I know what's in it. No machine though, proper kneading. Something cathartic about it.

Mum taught me to bake, these were her tins which have seen thousands of loaves. I also bake in many other forms.

IMG_4437.jpg


Probably time I started up again.

[NavyDiver]

"If Male Athletes Can Run Fast, Female Athletes Can Run Far via McGill Office for Science and Society (OSS)
'In most sports, there is a gap in performance between male and female athletes. Ultrarunning may be the exception.'"

The study is locked I vouch for the fact many run a LOT faster and further than this mere male can

[sashadidi]

F0zX-hdXsA0dohY - Copy.jpg

[RHS58]

F0zX-hdXsA0dohY - Copy.jpg

Or the beer?

[sashadidi]

F01yUBQWcAIY2RD.png