Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

[NavyDiver]

Booked operation to remove my third head next weeK?


got this today

"Re: A Phase 1/2, Randomised, Observer-Blinded Study to Evaluate the Safety and Immunogenicityof a Quadrivalent Hemagglutinin Nanoparticle Influenza and SARS-CoV-2 rS Nanoparticle
Combination Vaccine with Matrix-M1 Adjuvant in Health Participants ≥50 to ≤70 Years of Age
We hope this letter finds you well.
We are pleased to inform you that Novavax have provided us with information regarding what
treatment you received in the above study. We appreciate your patience while we waited for this
report.
You may remember that we were comparing the safety and efficacy of multiple combinations of
Influenza and CoVID vaccines, with Matrix-M1 Adjuvant.
The vaccines comprised of:
• 4 levels of Influenza vaccine- 5, 10, 35, 60μg
• 5 levels of CoVID vaccine- 0, 2.5, 5, 7.5, 22.5μg
• 2 levels of Matrix-M1 adjuvant- 50 or 75μg
We can now confirm that you received 60μg (Influenza vaccine), 22.5μg (CoVID vaccine) and 50 μg
(adjuvant).
As this was an investigational vaccine, this cannot be loaded onto your CoVID-19 Vaccine certificate.
We have not yet received the results of the study; if we receive a report, this will also be passed onto
you. The preliminary results were positive though and a Phase 2 study has already been completed."

I didn't feel anything so I might be a zombie now

PS a heap of new covid cases popping up at several locations again- DOH- its a gift that keeps on giving of course. My dad's nursing care place in Ballarat is in a bit of a tizz with it now.

[sashadidi]

I won’t get vaccinated because I don’t want the government to track me. But I can’t wait to get one of Elon Musk’s chips implanted in my brain.

[NavyDiver]

I won’t get vaccinated because I don’t want the government to track me. But I can’t wait to get one of Elon Musk’s chips implanted in my brain.

On topic perhaps. A Judge saying investor being unhappy with Elon getting 56 billion is a bit
"WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A Delaware judge on Tuesday ruled in favor of the investor plaintiffs who challenged billionaire Elon Musk's $56 billion Tesla pay package, a court filing showed.
"The plaintiff is entitled to rescission," the judge said in her ruling, directing parties to confer on a final form of order to implement her decision."

Elon needs billions++++++++ to burn tweeter and other stuff to the ground might be a conspiracy.

My Neuralink AKA BCI or 'brain computer interface' is clearly faulty.

[NavyDiver]

"online conspiracists, the publicity around the singer and the American football player was, in fact, just further proof of a sinister Democrat operation at work.With speculation mounting that Swift – a billionaire influencer with the power to sway countries’ economies – could endorse Joe Biden for November’s race for the White House, online commentators have gone into overdrive.
Theories variously suggest that Swift, 34, is a Pentagon product, a “deep state” operative working to re-elect the president, or that she is really “owned” by George Soros, the progressive philanthropist and frequent target of the far Right."

Appreciate its american polTiCal in some ways. So bat poo crazy that I think its a full on conspiracy I saw a report on FOX media warning Miss Swift to not endorse a person. I had thought they had lost the plot at that point

[Ferret]

No problem. I'd expect she will just shake it off.

[NavyDiver]

Us Sailors ? Not me!

"The world’s first dating site for the Covid unvaccinated is here.“Vaccination by insemination is something that concerns some women,” said “Unjected.com” founder Shelby Hosana. “Studies show the spike protein has been found in every bodily fluid there is- saliva, breast milk, sperm, vaginal fluid, blood, even your breath… it a concern of women and men alike.”
“There are studies coming out now that men have spike protein in their semen so it is a big concern and Dr. James Thorp talks a lot about it,” said Coulson. “There is not a ton of research on it and they are just starting. But it makes it really important as it can be transferred through bodily fluids…if that is something that is important to you…that is why a community like “Unjected” is so important because you want to make sure you are with somebody with the same values.”
World's First Covid-19 Unvaccinated Platform
– Unjected"

It has "Find Your People


You are proud to be unvaccinated. Make connections with like-minded, health-conscious, mRNA-free humans.
Unjected is the world’s first and largest COVID-19 unvaccinated platform since its creation in 2021 with members in over 90 different countries."

[4bee]

I won’t get vaccinated because I don’t want the government to track me. But I can’t wait to get one of Elon Musk’s chips implanted in my brain.

Why, so you can ask for a small increase in Salary & have the appearance of some creep from Outer Space??



Leave well alone Simon. You could maybe settle for a Chip from my olde Canon Colour Printer, that may work. For summat????

[4bee]

Booked operation to remove my third head next weeK?


got this today

"Re: A Phase 1/2, Randomised, Observer-Blinded Study to Evaluate the Safety and Immunogenicityof a Quadrivalent Hemagglutinin Nanoparticle Influenza and SARS-CoV-2 rS Nanoparticle
Combination Vaccine with Matrix-M1 Adjuvant in Health Participants ≥50 to ≤70 Years of Age
We hope this letter finds you well.
We are pleased to inform you that Novavax have provided us with information regarding what
treatment you received in the above study. We appreciate your patience while we waited for this
report.
You may remember that we were comparing the safety and efficacy of multiple combinations of
Influenza and CoVID vaccines, with Matrix-M1 Adjuvant.
The vaccines comprised of:
• 4 levels of Influenza vaccine- 5, 10, 35, 60μg
• 5 levels of CoVID vaccine- 0, 2.5, 5, 7.5, 22.5μg
• 2 levels of Matrix-M1 adjuvant- 50 or 75μg
We can now confirm that you received 60μg (Influenza vaccine), 22.5μg (CoVID vaccine) and 50 μg
(adjuvant).
As this was an investigational vaccine, this cannot be loaded onto your CoVID-19 Vaccine certificate.
We have not yet received the results of the study; if we receive a report, this will also be passed onto
you. The preliminary results were positive though and a Phase 2 study has already been completed."

I didn't feel anything so I might be a zombie now

PS a heap of new covid cases popping up at several locations again- DOH- its a gift that keeps on giving of course. My dad's nursing care place in Ballarat is in a bit of a tizz with it now.

Zombies that can travel by winged feet @ 4,000 km/hr. You'd **** it in.

Have you calculated the weight (mass) of a 3rd bonce & will your titanium bits support another weight on your shoulders especially if you look over your shoulders quickly? It may come adrift (olde Navy Term for cut & run)

[NavyDiver]

Its made it to Germany

"LAS VEGAS, Feb 6 - Kansas City head coach Andy Reid’s no-nonsense countenance cracked for just a second on Tuesday when he was asked to address one of the wilder theories circulating Las Vegas in Super Bowl week.
There isn’t much the seasoned 65-year-old hasn’t encountered in a storied career, but he was almost lost for words when a German reporter asked him about theories being espoused that the NFL had somehow "scripted" the romance between Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift to allow the pop star to use the Super Bowl to bolster support for Joe Biden in the presidential election." Link


I think we need a new response? I ask AI and got

"Responding to a conspiracy theory can be challenging, but it’s important to approach the conversation with respect and understanding. Here are some steps you might consider:

1. Listen and Understand: Before responding, make sure you understand the person’s point of view. Ask clarifying questions if needed.
   
2. Provide Facts: Use reliable sources to provide factual information that counters the conspiracy theory. Be aware that people who believe in conspiracy theories may not trust mainstream sources, so you may need to use sources they find credible.
   
3. Avoid Ridicule: It’s important not to ridicule or dismiss the person’s beliefs. This can often reinforce their views and shut down any chance of a productive conversation.
   
4. Encourage Critical Thinking: Encourage them to think critically about the sources of their information. Ask questions like, “How do you know this is true?” or “What makes this source reliable?”
   
5. Be Patient: Changing beliefs, especially deeply held ones, takes time. Don’t expect to change someone’s mind in a single conversation.

Remember, it’s often not about winning an argument, but about planting a seed of doubt and helping the person find their own way to more accurate information."

Call me stupid. I think COPIOLOT AI being reasonable with totally stupid is

Didn't seem intelligent in any way to me.

[Tombie]

How can we avoid ridicule? Some discussions I’ve managed to get dragged into absolutely defy belief, logic or proven fact.

At that point I just start laughing and taking the ****.