Corona Virus

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

Four condoms? Two on the hands, two on the.......[bigwhistle]

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I wouldn't know myself, but hasn't there always been a 'no kissing' rule in such establishments?

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Originally Posted by Tombie

That means Doggie. So if she coughs it goes on the headboard [emoji6]

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Why does this remind me of the X Files?

It's a worry that Kenny Rogers knew 'When to Fold 'em'.

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Originally Posted by DiscoMick

I wouldn't know myself, but hasn't there always been a 'no kissing' rule in such establishments?

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When I was a younger bloke that was the case, unless the lady offered.

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Originally Posted by johntins

Why does this remind me of the X Files?

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Oh yeah.... (hope this is the clean version...)

https://youtu.be/y09GiqqRFjE

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Originally Posted by gofish

1. Nail salons, hair salons, waxing center and tanning places are closed. It’s about to get ugly out there.

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Thanks goodness not waxing centres - I need my monthly treat!

So 10 people can go to an exercise boot camp, but only five people can go to a wedding (celebrant, the couple and two witnesses). That means parents can't attend their own children's wedding. Are they serious?

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Originally Posted by Saitch

I had my fortnightly trip to town today, to visit the Bottleo and it reminded me of the Blues Brothers scene where John Belushi was leaving prison and to gather his belongings, he had to stand 'Behind the Line'. At the pub, there was a black tape line 1.5 metres off the counter, with an intermediate, dividing line so no more than two patrons could occupy the space, whilst staying their respective distances.

No noticeable panic in my little town, thank the deities!

Life is normal for me, even though I'm in the ' Higher Risk' age group but, I also understand why some on here have some trepidation. Remember: Stress weakens your immune system!

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I couldn't help myself.


YouTube

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Originally Posted by p38arover

Thanks goodness not waxing centres - I need my monthly treat!

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Don’t you go to get your Center waxed... SB&C [emoji41]