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  1. 9th September 2020, 08:45 AM #6781
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    Joh will be spinning underground, out at Ten Mile.
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  2. 9th September 2020, 09:27 AM #6782
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Joh will be spinning underground, out at Ten Mile.
    Don't you worry about that !! .
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    Reminds me of.......

    A man wanted to convert to Orthodox Judaism. The rabbi invited him to a party so he could get to see jews having fun, and the man noticed that the men danced together, and the women danced together, but men and women never danced together. When he asked the Rabbi, he was told that in their faith it was forbidden for men and women to dance with each other.
    The man became worried that maybe he had gotten himself into something he really couldn’t believe in. When he got the Rabbi alone, he asked, “What about sex?’
    The Rabbi replied, “Within the marriage, sex is a mitzvah, a blessing.”
    “Any restrictions on that?” The man asked. “Woman on top? Rear entry? Standing up?”
    “No! No!” the Rabbi exclaimed. “Not standing up! It might lead to dancing".

    Cheers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatso View Post
    Don't you worry about that !! .

    .......just pass me a another of Flo's well renowned Pumpkin Scones".


    Thanks Rick.. I fixed it for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    .......just pass me a another piece of Flo's well renowned Pumpkin Pie".
    Scones, Des, scones!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rick130 View Post
    Ahh Qld.
    Priorities...Corona VirusCorona VirusCorona Virus

    Sex parties allowed but dancing at weddings banned under Queensland'''s COVID-19 restrictions - ABC News


    I know, a clickbait headline if ever there was, but damn it's funny! Corona VirusCorona VirusCorona Virus
    I never liked dancing at weddings.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoDB View Post
    I never liked dancing at weddings anyway.....
    Shirley?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Shirley?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoDB View Post
    I never liked dancing at weddings.....but......anyway......
    Couldn't that be a bit embarrassing?
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    It's a bloody wonder any freight is moving interstate! I've spent the best part of the day organising entry permits for two states. What a damned palava! One of the questions is at what address will you be doing the fortnight quarantine. I'm transiting, not migrating. I qualify for exemption under essential service, and ticked the appropriate box, yet the questions in no way relate to my circumstance. Bureaucracy, trying to compartmentalise the entire population into three pigeon holes.
    I've got to do it all again to return.
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