Simple solution bob. Herd them all into one room at the home.
Chief Operating Officer. "Right you old buggers listen up, now who wants to get out of here? Raise your hand.
That many eh? Ok you all must have a jab or show proof that you have had them.
All those not wanting jabs fall in a heap over there.
Those not participating, will be allocated a room here & treated like you treat our guests , same menu & food quality, ****y beds?

Change them yourself if you don't want bed sores, no visitors. Deceased staff will be stored out the back in the Woodshed until suitable arrangements can be made for a proper funeral which could take months.
Wossat, no takers? There's a surprise. Matron please ring our Normal Medical Centre & make the arrangements.
Thank you for your time, back to work, Bye."
Job done.
In my minds eye of course.

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